kyle - you need to quit your job and do something else. Like have unprotected sex with a shit ton of CL sluts and make a documentary about it for our sick enjoyment.

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I thought no REAL women, only spambots, existed on CL?

kyle - you need to quit your job and do something else. Like have unprotected sex with a shit ton of CL sluts and make a documentary about it for our sick enjoyment.

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kyle - you need to quit your job and do something else. Like have unprotected sex with a shit ton of CL sluts and make a documentary about it for our sick enjoyment.

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This.

For him or her?

Have you noticed that almost every toy/machine is unisex ?

Kyle will never finish school since he only has a semester left.  Sitting in a cubicle eating fast food for the last 6 years has made him lazy and stupid.

Well that sounds pretty shitty dude.

Evaluate your life make sure you are making the right decisions (something tells me this is probably not the case).

Told you he was pretty smart.

The wrong decisions can be a lot of fun, though.

The boy ain't ready for strippers.

I wonder how many times a week Kyle hangs out with his new fuck buddy.  If she has left tampons at your house Kyle she's your girlfriend, not your fuck buddy.  Be careful.  Remember what happened with the cute tubby chola.

Whoa, just ....
Whoa ...

I am keeping a keen eye on my girl. She hasn't left anything over here yet. At first it was 2 -3 times a month,  and more recently (within the past month) it's been about twice a week. (Of course, until my bumps cropped up.)

But good news!! Today these fucking things are a LOT less red, and look like they may be shrinking! BOO YA to my bad ass immune system. Piece of shit virus.

She said she's going to make an appointment at Planned Parenthood to get birth control and get her self checked out. Can you guys believe I've been getting ass, for nearly 8 months exactly?? (12/23/08).

Anyway, I am thinking about setting up my weight bench to pass the time by working out instead of sleeping. And Sasha, you are totally right on the lazy and stupid thing. Fast food is so easy and addicting. Sometimes about an hour after I eat a burger and fries from this local burger joint , I get really pissy and depressed for no apparent reason. So many chemicals, so little time.

Go for a jog or cycle and then do some lifting. You'll feel great.

and learn to cook. You'd be amazed at how much more awesome food you can make for $15 than you can buy at a shitty diner for $15

Or just take up WoW and order a large pizza. Whichever!

This guy who is 5'2" is obsessed with me, thanks to my exboyfriend, and he lifts weights and looks like Gimli from Lord of the Rings. 

I hear Dwarven Beard gives you a +2 bonus to all rolls related to Sneak and Rough Sex.

No thanks.

You know you wanna slap them 4" off the ground balls...

This guy who is 5'2" is obsessed with me, thanks to my exboyfriend, and he lifts weights and looks like Gimli from Lord of the Rings. 

Tell him you wanna toss him off.

He's one of the many men who has offered duckets for such a service.

Step 1: Steal underpants
Step 2: ?
Step 3: Profit

My shit's looking much better, but last weekend I went ahead and ordered some of this, which has really good reviews everywhere. It has Iodine in it, so I should use it sparingly, but PLEASE GOD let it speed the process up.

i'm so sorry ~ THIS:

flightless bird, american mouth (Twilight Soundtrack) w lyrics

Kyle-  You need to stop obsessing and buying shit off of the internet.  I have learned of so many homepathic things to get rid of Herpes and none of them really speed up the healing process.  I have also read about topical creams via the internet, all a waste of money.  The only thing that works sadly is Valtrex.  I've been not sleeping and binge drinking since I am depressed, so I think I'm having an outbreak for the first time in a couple of years.  I always know when I'm getting one from the flu-like symptoms and black blood period that lasts for a day.  Yum-O!

Man, I can't imagine why people wouldn't want to contract herpes.

the flu-like symptoms and black blood period that lasts for a day.  Yum-O!

You are so fucking hawt...

i'm so sorry ~ THIS:

flightless bird, american mouth (Twilight Soundtrack) w lyrics

I haven't wathed the video, but is that a Renault 4?

Si I tried to look I really tried but the music was torturing my ears I had to stop.

EDIT: Tulip asked why I didn't just turn down the volume. Oh well, live and learn...