EDIT: Tulip asked why I didn't just turn down the volume. Oh well, live and learn...

We've always known that she was the brains of that operation.

Just as Arthur is the brains of yours.

He IS incredibly smart.

But not NEARLY as bitchy as tulip can be.

...is it okay to burn her?  I'm not sure anyone's ever tried.

She called you a fucker and walked out of the room.

I think I'm okay.

Do you hear any shotgun shells being loaded in the next room?

On topic:

I think I'm okay.

Do you hear any shotgun shells being loaded in the next room?

My Rossi is a single shot and she never hits with the first round so you're ok. You just better hope she never learns to load black powder in the .50...

Actually Sasha, this Zymaderm is working big time! It's drying the bumps out and they're going away faster!

Actually Sasha, this Zymaderm is working big time! It's drying the bumps out and they're going away faster!

http://www.treat-molluscum.com/zymaderm.htm

It seems to work better on children than on adults.

Wait, who's fucking kids again?

To be truly scientific, you'd need to apply it to only half of the bumps.

Ahhh, good point ...

I wasn't having an outbreak afterall, sorry to disappoint.... it was just my regular period.

I just found out that my fwb has tried anal (only once), and didn't like it. I have this gross feeling in my chest/stomach area now. I don't know if it's because now I'm afraid I won't be able to get into her butt, or because she let some other dude try to get into that butt.

I'm serious... I don't feel well.

Oh my god, you're in love.

You need to find out howthe anal happened. Did she work up to it or did the guy just plow in. This is VERY important.

it's not important. What is important is that her mental blocks to it have gone, and you have an avenue to riding the chocolate trail

Sasha, I was a little afraid of that feeling I got. I definitely don't love her, but what if that bad feeling stems from me not wanting to ever have had her end up with some other cock in her anus. Like that shit is MINE. I shouldn't even think that. Ugh. Same sort of feeling when what's his face in Clerks learns about his girl sucking 36 dicks, I guess.

Now, every time I fuck her, I'm going to be thinking about how she was plowed in the rear-end. Her asshole is just going to be winking and laughing at me.

Homeless, I did. I asked her if she was surprised by it or what and she said that no, the guy said "Hey you wanna try anal" and she said "sure!" (yes, with enthusiasm) And apparently she didn't like it at all. She says she thinks that is why their relationship "didn't work out."

Maybe the dude didn't get lubbed up, or start with a finger and gentle start gaping it wider... who knows. But if it's as easy as asking her if she wants to try things hahaha, that's pretty awesome.

You now have a real excuse to go buy some sex toys. Make sure you tell her that you wont be going from fingers/toys to cock in the same night. I find that works rather well.

Sasha, I was a little afraid of that feeling I got. I definitely don't love her, but what if that bad feeling stems from me not wanting to ever have had her end up with some other cock in her anus. Like that shit is MINE. I shouldn't even think that. Ugh. Same sort of feeling when what's his face in Clerks learns about his girl sucking 36 dicks, I guess.

Two questions:

1) Would you care if she had (non-anal) sex with some random dude tonight?
2) Would she care if you had sex with some random girl tonight?

Why does it seem to go from SIMPLY SEX to something else in a blink of an eye. Is it POSSIBLE to even have a REAL FWB or do they always evolve into something else beyond that?

Honestly, I would care if she fucked another random guy tonight. I am laying claim to that vagina while we are having sex. I want an exclusivity clause, though we have not talked about exclusivity outright. On the other hand, if I did find out she was having sex with other random guys, I wouldn't have a hard time saying adios. Yes, I would lose the sex, but knowing how easy the whole Craigslist thing is, I wouldn't remain without it for long.

Yes, I believe she would care if I had sex with another random girl tonight. She's making an appointment at Planned Parenthood to get her sexual health screening done, (as I have done - so we both know), and she's getting birth control. Me having sex with other girls would through question marks into the equation, and our sexual health.

If there's no emotion, you're not in a relationship. If you're not in a relationship, you have no exclusive claim on that person.

Check your ego at the door next time you talk to her about it. It's hard but you're on a fast road to nowhere if you can't have an open conversation about this without worrying about how it affects your pimping self.

It took me years of being an egotistical fool to figure that out. First girl I dated after making the mental leap lasted 6 months, before that it wouldn't have lasted 6 weeks. The next lass I dated after that I married.

And the one after that?

He hasn't actually met your mum yet.

www.craigslist.com

How can you claim that girl as yours if she is just your friend with benefits.  I know that if I had a friend with benefits he wouldn't be my only one, and if he has a problem with that I just say "see ya."  You need to get over it and let her have sex with whoever SHE wants, because I think you are lucky to be having sex.

You need to get over it and let her have sex with whoever you want

He wants her to have sex with you, Sasha...

All it takes is ONE fucking typo....

you gotta read that shit.