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I failed my first STD exam.(Read 59095 times)
Re: I failed my first STD exam. Reply #150 on: August 31, 2009, 03:08:51 AM
I'm curious of the bacteria side because I have an infection right now, which hurts like hell and I stayed at home today
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Re: I failed my first STD exam. Reply #151 on: August 31, 2009, 03:09:35 AM
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As Molloscum Contagiosum is a virus, your problem is not temporary.

This is what you originally stated. It is wrong. The problem is temporary.
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Re: I failed my first STD exam. Reply #152 on: August 31, 2009, 03:11:04 AM
Unless he gets the notorious G.R.I.D.S.
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Re: I failed my first STD exam. Reply #153 on: August 31, 2009, 03:11:21 AM
so the fact that I get bad bacterial ear infections twice every summer here means I'm just susceptible to those bacterium in the heat and not that my ears were  not cured last time?

Until we hear back from Wozz, I'll have to defer to his absolute and incomprehensible brilliance where it comes to biology.  :)

My guess would be that it's both:  environmental conditions which foster bacterial growth, and dormant/resident bacterial colonies which have not quite been eradicated by your immune system.  As the bacteria mutate through natural selection (and gamma rays, from your late night mad scientry), they eventually stumble across a genetic combination which does something a little different, for which your body is not prepared.  then, bam!  ear infection, until your body (with the help of some antibiotics, i assume) can figure out how to deal with the new mutants!
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Re: I failed my first STD exam. Reply #154 on: August 31, 2009, 03:14:09 AM
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As Molloscum Contagiosum is a virus, your problem is not temporary.

This is what you originally stated. It is wrong. The problem is temporary.

You're defining "problem" as "symptom".  I'm defining "problem" as "infection".

He will no longer be infectious, but he will still be infected.
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Re: I failed my first STD exam. Reply #155 on: August 31, 2009, 03:19:40 AM
Yes, but like the thin man trapped inside of you, it will be impotent... to effect any change in it's environment.
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Re: I failed my first STD exam. Reply #156 on: August 31, 2009, 03:24:35 AM
Yes, but like the thin man trapped inside of you, it will be impotent... to effect any change in it's environment.

So, are you conceding that I am not COMPLETELY ignorant of biological science, and that I'm merely splitting a hair finer than you chose to do?
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Re: I failed my first STD exam. Reply #157 on: August 31, 2009, 03:38:57 AM
Look, jackass:

 Billy goes to a doctor, and the doctor says to him, "Oh, that's molloscum, it's only temporary."

 Sandra goes to another doctor, and that doctor says to her, "Oh, that's molloscum, and you will have it forever."


Which doctor do you think is more likely to have complaints filed against him, and a possible civil suit, for distressing his patients in order to indulge his fucking OCD?
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Re: I failed my first STD exam. Reply #158 on: August 31, 2009, 03:44:47 AM
this can only be resolved one way, hot-dog eating contest
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Re: I failed my first STD exam. Reply #159 on: August 31, 2009, 04:27:25 AM
Holy shit, even I don't have to prove myself right about everything all of the time.

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Re: I failed my first STD exam. Reply #160 on: August 31, 2009, 07:41:52 AM
Holy shit, even I don't have to prove myself right about everything all of the time.

Hey but this is LG, where you're always right, even if you're wrong, and the other guy is always wrong, even if he's right.
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Re: I failed my first STD exam. Reply #161 on: August 31, 2009, 08:33:45 AM
Which doctor do you think is more likely to have complaints filed against him, and a possible civil suit, for distressing his patients in order to indulge his fucking OCD?

Irrelevant, since I'm not a doctor, and content of this forum is not medical advice.

Nice strawman argument, though.  It goes well with your ad hominem earlier, rounding out your basic set of logical fallacies for the evening.
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Re: I failed my first STD exam. Reply #162 on: August 31, 2009, 04:30:18 PM
I'm just shaking my head right now ...
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Re: I failed my first STD exam. Reply #163 on: August 31, 2009, 07:10:22 PM
R2, perhaps you should let the wookie win once in a while...
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Re: I failed my first STD exam. Reply #164 on: August 31, 2009, 09:28:07 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: I failed my first STD exam. Reply #165 on: August 31, 2009, 09:44:45 PM
I don't judge.
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Re: I failed my first STD exam. Reply #166 on: September 01, 2009, 01:35:45 AM
I think Kyle should just suck it up and ask Andie to the prom.




Re: I failed my first STD exam. Reply #167 on: September 01, 2009, 01:46:29 AM
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: I failed my first STD exam. Reply #168 on: September 01, 2009, 08:19:50 PM
Kyle in 20 years:



Except that guy got to bang Thora Birch...
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Re: I failed my first STD exam. Reply #169 on: September 01, 2009, 09:17:36 PM
I think Kyle should just suck it up and ask Andie to the prom.



I just want to say I always hated that stupid dress she made.



Re: I failed my first STD exam. Reply #170 on: September 01, 2009, 09:20:10 PM
same. lets be best friends



Re: I failed my first STD exam. Reply #171 on: September 01, 2009, 09:30:51 PM
I've never seen Sixteen Candles or The Breakfast Club. Go me!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: I failed my first STD exam. Reply #172 on: September 01, 2009, 09:32:47 PM
HUGHES HERETIC!

But have you seen Ghost World?
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Re: I failed my first STD exam. Reply #173 on: September 01, 2009, 09:43:47 PM
When a redhead wears pink it tends to look as if she's clothed herself in her own asshole.
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Re: I failed my first STD exam. Reply #174 on: September 01, 2009, 09:46:23 PM
same. lets be best friends

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HUGHES HERETIC!

But have you seen Ghost World?

Yes!



Re: I failed my first STD exam. Reply #175 on: September 01, 2009, 09:59:35 PM
HUGHES HERETIC!

But have you seen Ghost World?

Of course. Buscemi is awesome!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: I failed my first STD exam. Reply #176 on: September 01, 2009, 10:04:01 PM
HUGHES HERETIC!

But have you seen Ghost World?

Of course. Buscemi is awesome!

So were Thora Birch's tits. And she was quite the chubby little morsel in that movie...
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: I failed my first STD exam. Reply #177 on: September 02, 2009, 12:04:22 AM
When a redhead wears pink it tends to look as if she's clothed herself in her own asshole.

Please write a fashion tips book, with nothing but quips like this.

Oh yeah, and please use the word arsehole instead of asshole.
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Re: I failed my first STD exam. Reply #178 on: September 02, 2009, 12:54:58 AM
I'm scratching my head at which word you had to go back and spell correctly in that last post.






Re: I failed my first STD exam. Reply #179 on: September 02, 2009, 12:56:56 AM
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