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I feel like I need an actual thread for this(Read 12777 times)
I feel like I need an actual thread for this on: August 21, 2009, 01:10:54 PM
I had posted about it, but feel like I need to start a thread about it.

I hung out with a couple transgendered friends recently. Let me preface by saying that these two are really cool people, funny, and incredibly smart. One is a math teacher and the other is a college student.

Anyways, somehow one of them ended up showing me some questionable pictures. I was all "WTF IS THAT??? IS THAT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE??!!??"

She told me about how when she got her testicles removed (she is on female hormones, and after a certain amount of time of being on them, you have to do this, or it can lead to side-effects), she wanted to keep them and do something with them. The doctor wouldn't let her take them home, though. So she asked another friend of hers (who I have met before) who was getting her testicles removed if she could ask the doctor to keep them. So the friend got them FedEx'd home, and my two friends and one more person went over to her house. She cooked them in a frying pan and the four of them ate them.

The pictures that she showed me were of the testicles in a frying pan, and one of her holding a piece of one a toothpick and about to eat it.

How do you feel about this story? Yawn inducing or really, really fucked up?
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Re: I feel like I need an actual thread for this Reply #1 on: August 21, 2009, 01:15:20 PM
disgusting freaks.



Re: I feel like I need an actual thread for this Reply #2 on: August 21, 2009, 01:16:26 PM
What do you think? It's totally fucked up, that's what it is.

All of these people who are into drastic body modification are completely fucking nuts.
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Re: I feel like I need an actual thread for this Reply #3 on: August 21, 2009, 01:21:07 PM
I was pretty shocked myself. Yeah, I think it's fucked up, but I know you are all jaded internet freaks who've seen every image on rotten.com, etc. so I was wondering what everyone else thought about it.
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Re: I feel like I need an actual thread for this Reply #4 on: August 21, 2009, 01:35:01 PM
Im not looing at the pics but, yeah fucked up....and then....seems like the kinda thing people do these days.
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Re: I feel like I need an actual thread for this Reply #5 on: August 21, 2009, 01:40:11 PM
Well, I did watch that BME Pain Olympics video.  Eating surgically removed testicles is significantly less weird than chopping them off yourself.  Still pretty fuckin' weird, though.



Re: I feel like I need an actual thread for this Reply #6 on: August 21, 2009, 02:16:27 PM
Tulip has an acquaintance with an impulsive amputation disorder. She froze her own legs with dry ice and then chopped em off.


THAT is fucking messed up...
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Re: I feel like I need an actual thread for this Reply #7 on: August 21, 2009, 02:21:02 PM
How high up did she amputate them?

Double amputee close enough to the hips makes DP-DA at least seem feasible.



Re: I feel like I need an actual thread for this Reply #8 on: August 21, 2009, 02:30:30 PM
Hmm...
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Re: I feel like I need an actual thread for this Reply #9 on: August 21, 2009, 02:38:30 PM
According to tulip she left about 6" femur. But she didn't cut them equally so I bet it's REAL unattractive...
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Re: I feel like I need an actual thread for this Reply #10 on: August 21, 2009, 02:41:47 PM
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Re: I feel like I need an actual thread for this Reply #11 on: August 21, 2009, 02:47:25 PM
Looks like she needs to amputate a bit higher.



Re: I feel like I need an actual thread for this Reply #12 on: August 21, 2009, 03:32:32 PM
Hmm...
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Re: I feel like I need an actual thread for this Reply #13 on: August 21, 2009, 03:46:23 PM
I wish Zoomie would lie more often.
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Re: I feel like I need an actual thread for this Reply #14 on: August 21, 2009, 04:24:07 PM
I'm sure, but as I've proven, the truth is infinitely more interesting.

And bile inducing.
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Re: I feel like I need an actual thread for this Reply #15 on: August 21, 2009, 08:20:21 PM
That's awful. Testicles feasts and amputations all round...

I know a guy who lost his foot in a snowmobile accident, and he joked about having it made into a keychain...but he was joking.




Re: I feel like I need an actual thread for this Reply #16 on: August 21, 2009, 08:27:39 PM
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...seems like the kinda thing people do these days.

There's nothing new under the sun. I doubt the myth of Sodom and Gomorrah came into being without inspiration, and then there were those Roman emperors...
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Re: I feel like I need an actual thread for this Reply #17 on: August 21, 2009, 09:09:06 PM
Yeah, i fall into "Holy MACKEREL ~ disgusting!" folks, but i'd never consider eating human flesh.

Did they get the idea from the T. Harris / Hannibal Lecter movies/books?

Folks say that that is part of the problem with so much violence on TV ~ it inures us to it, and perhaps they're right.  Most folks wouldn't think something like this up, just on their own and out of the blue.

Or i certainly HOPE they wouldn't...
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Re: I feel like I need an actual thread for this Reply #18 on: August 21, 2009, 09:42:39 PM
The violence isn't always on TV W. It's more often in us.
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Re: I feel like I need an actual thread for this Reply #19 on: August 21, 2009, 10:05:36 PM
Dude.....that's fucked up, really fucking gross......and that's coming from me.
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Re: I feel like I need an actual thread for this Reply #20 on: August 21, 2009, 10:13:58 PM
Looks like Dylan picked the wrong week to be a pussy.
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Re: I feel like I need an actual thread for this Reply #21 on: August 21, 2009, 11:22:07 PM
I didn't choose to be a pussy.....I was born this way, you fucking prick.
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Re: I feel like I need an actual thread for this Reply #22 on: August 21, 2009, 11:42:43 PM
I meant the whole "I screwed up and will take a break from here as penance" deal.

I'd never hold your birth against you.
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Re: I feel like I need an actual thread for this Reply #23 on: August 21, 2009, 11:44:48 PM
Don't even pretend that you didn't fully enjoy my absence.
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Re: I feel like I need an actual thread for this Reply #24 on: August 21, 2009, 11:54:23 PM
Actually I kind of missed you. No one needlessly whines about stupid shit like you, Dylan. No one.
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Re: I feel like I need an actual thread for this Reply #25 on: August 21, 2009, 11:59:30 PM
True dat, true dat.
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Re: I feel like I need an actual thread for this Reply #26 on: August 22, 2009, 12:31:59 AM
Yummy.



Re: I feel like I need an actual thread for this Reply #27 on: August 22, 2009, 02:03:16 AM
So.... what was the recipe for these fried gonads?

Could the recipe be used in Nicks grilling thread?

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Re: I feel like I need an actual thread for this Reply #28 on: August 22, 2009, 11:31:45 AM
This whole thread is gross.
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Re: I feel like I need an actual thread for this Reply #29 on: August 22, 2009, 11:32:22 AM
I know, great, innit?
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