So I just got a very belated birthday cake....who wants what is left?  It's a homemade Sock-it-to-me cake.  It's very very good but I need to get rid of it. 

Sure, but I ain't paying postage and packaging.

Sure, but I ain't paying postage and packaging.

Fuck that.  I'll just leave it out for a fattie to find before I pay to send it to you.

Can I get extra topping? I got cash.

Sure, but I ain't paying postage and packaging.

Fuck that.  I'll just leave it out for a fattie to find before I pay to send it to you.

Think of the poor british fatties with nothing but grease covered fish n chips to eat...

Think of the poor british fatties with nothing but grease covered fish n chips to eat...

You're trying to turn me on?

Think of the poor british fatties with nothing but grease covered fish n chips to eat...

Cooked in real beef lard, served in newspaper, covered in vinegar? Mmmm chipshops...

Think of the poor british fatties with nothing but grease covered fish n chips to eat...

You're trying to turn me on?

You need to ask?


Now when's my cake getting here?

What have you to trade for it?

It's not your cake, I ain't gonna barter with you... and by that I mean nothing. Absolutely nothing.

She'll send it to me. She always gives me what I ask for because I ask for so little.

Think of the poor british fatties with nothing but grease covered fish n chips to eat...

You're trying to turn me on?

You need to ask?


Now when's my cake getting here?

This chick totally reminds me of injektilo. And anyone who dares disagree can eat my testicles.

mmmmmm sock-it-to-tricky's-testicles cake

WHERE IS COMMIE?

Sheesh, do I have to do everything around here???

I'LL TAKE IT!

Think of the poor british fatties with nothing but grease covered fish n chips to eat...

You're trying to turn me on?

You need to ask?


Now when's my cake getting here?

This chick totally reminds me of injektilo. And anyone who dares disagree can eat my testicles.

You're paying postage and packaging. Srsly.