You forgot the rights to market and reproduce whatever she sends you, knucklehead. you ALWAYS demand that.

The key difference here is that a sex tape would presumably involve a naked, sweaty man.

He's really quite wily about his faggotry.

The key difference here is that a sex tape would presumably involve a naked, sweaty man.

He's really quite wily about his faggotry.

I had not considered this because I like to think the best of most people.

if I made a sex tape for him I wouldn't put a man in it unless demanded.  I have a catalog of different kinds of men he could pick from.  The one that kind of looks like a chick, the mod hipster, the seventies hipster, the wigger, the tough guy, the hairy guy, the sexy latin guy, and the teenager.

Masturbation movies work well, too.

Only if she is really into it, using toys and preferably a crazy squirter.

One squirter I was with before, I didn't know she was... When she did, it was like someone turned a faucet on. It was quite hot.

Same exact case as mine.  I'll always have the memories, unless I get lucky twice and hook up with another squirter.  I wonder what the statistics are of the squirters to non-squirters ratio....

I've been with four in my history and one lady that never knew she was until one night she was with me. It was a pleasant surprise for both us.

Sounds gross to me

<--- non squirter

I'm not just trying to bust your metaphorical balls, I seriously think you'd be quite boring in bed after the guy gets used to riding the one trick pony.  Based on modus alone, the sexually adventurous young man would undoubtedly scoff at the apparently staunch conservative pussy that is Sasha's bored genitals, not losing any speed in his stride as he stumbles upon the anarchistic playground of hedonism that is Brook's twat... a stark contrast to the weepy vagina of 13chemicles, all he can do is fall on his knees and weep in reverence towards tricky's vastly superior orifice.

No offense.

There's more to a fun vagina than just squirting. Sure, it's nice and all, but I would prefer a woman who knows her way around a man's body, any day. The worst are those women who just lay there and either expect you to just fuck them while they lay there or similarly think that giving you permission to penetrate them is work enough.

I like a woman who can throw down, now.

Concurring, it's what I'm doing.

smileys are for faggots and pubic hair on a woman is fucking gross.

i has pubes. but i trim that shit. i don't wax/ shave.

i like a full on bush on dudes.

i will stop over sharing now, sorry.

I've seen 'em, I know this to be fact ...

HAHAHA i forgot about that. my bad Thrash.

dirty girl!

smileys are for faggots and pubic hair on a woman is fucking gross.

i has pubes. but i trim that shit. i don't wax/ shave.

i like a full on bush on dudes.

i will stop over sharing now, sorry.

I've seen 'em, I know this to be fact ...

Do share!!!

HAHAHA i forgot about that. my bad Thrash.

Oh, it's not bad in ANY way, dear ...

Maybe you just lack spontaneity and an appreciation of the human form.

Maybe you're just on a schtick that the rest of us got over last year.

Hey, Danzig, you want me to be in your sex tape?

Sasha didn't mention "fat, hairy dude", but I'd volunteer...  for you.

What about "fat, hairless dude"?  Cuz I qualify for that.

how? you have a fucking mane for chrissakes

I know, it's pretty sweet......but the rest of my body doesn't have much hair.

Shame, you could tell the slut that your sores are ingrown hairs.

Yeah, that would be like if you tried to pass off your necrotizing fasciitis as a rugburn.

Maybe you just lack spontaneity and an appreciation of the human form.

Maybe you're just on a schtick that the rest of us got over last year.

Or perhaps you're just a prick. I'm sure, that's a definitive.

Hypothesis confirmed.

Maybe you just lack spontaneity and an appreciation of the human form.

Maybe you're just on a schtick that the rest of us got over last year.

Or perhaps you're just a prick. I'm sure, that's a definitive.

I think he's got it, I think he's got it!

I though Rex Harrison only said that after Julie Andrews had learned to say "Rain" and "Spain." What's all this "rine" and "spline" stuff? Am I crazy or are they inaccurate?

Maybe you just lack spontaneity and an appreciation of the human form.

Maybe you're just on a schtick that the rest of us got over last year.

Or perhaps you're just a prick. I'm sure, that's a definitive.

I think he's got it, I think he's got it!

I've learned a thing or two in my time with A-S.