Don't worry ladies, it's a routine question.

Completely forgot about this question with the new batch.

And you forgot to call them sluts in the question, amateur.

Hey, don't tell me how my own schtick works.

you know i do. or when the cock is too big, a finger will do.

all the frustration i feel for this place's newly acquired lameness has turned me into a poet. i'm officially tortured.

tortured in the butt

i'll take that over smiley torture any day. it's gotta be up there with waterboarding.

i'll take that over smiley torture any day. it's gotta be up there with waterboarding.

Who the fuck named them smilies anyway?  How about frownies?

      

smile like a doughnut, get on all fours, and let a few of our boys welcome you. they'll close their eyes and pretend you're megan fox, so don't worry. it's not gay or anything.

"Don't worry. It's not gay or anything." would be a great motto for L-G.

Completely forgot about this question with the new batch.

And you forgot to call them sluts in the question, amateur.

I'd already done this ...
But that's ok; not that you're masturbating or anything ...

No, I'm saving it up until I get down there so you and Mosh can watch.

I have taken it up the ass further than any other guy on this board.


Did somebody say quotebox ? f u c k  o f f.

I cannot argue with a single word of the previous post.

Zoomie and HoJo, sittin in a tree!

Yeah i don't need a boat trailer next week...

so is hojo banal now?

Yeah. I removed the screen name and am going by the log in.

Try to keep up.

*gasp* i love anal!

I have taken it up the ass further than any other guy on this board.


Did somebody say quotebox ? f u c k  o f f.

lolz

this morning, this was whispered into my ear: "I want you to fuck me with your cock."

HAWT. needless to say i obliged.

Im the only pro you know.

I have taken it up the ass further than any other guy on this board.


Did somebody say quotebox ? f u c k  o f f.

lolz

this morning, this was whispered into my ear: "I want you to fuck me with your cock."

HAWT. needless to say i obliged.

We need to have an intervention or something ...
Either that, or the convo we had earlier worked ...

Meanwhile, I'm hanging with 2 girls that'd say:

*gasp* i love anal!

Now, if I could just get them TOGETHER, I'd be in business ....

An intervention of what?

The convo we had earlier?

Thrash, don't worry, it's the same guy. He's hot.

And ginger of bum.

An intervention of what?

The convo we had earlier?

Thrash, don't worry, it's the same guy. He's hot.

None needed then ...

*gasp* i love anal!

Pitching or catching?

See, Dave likes to be bottom.

You know what?

Me.

i like to put a tampon in my ass before sex ~ tightens EVERYTHING up, seems to make my G-spot more accessible, and it's basically HYGIENIC!

Sorry about the interruption...

I had anal to anal with my exboyfriend.  He bought one of those long black double ended dildos and wanted to do what we saw in that movie Requiem for a Dream.  We did, it was hot.

Gross.

Delightfully grotesque!