i have an eating disorder so i'm a spitter...gotta be watchin those calories right?!

i prefer to let it slide down the tongue to the throat, as opposed to off the tongue. that's wasteful. i need all the protein i can get.

You gave me boner.

Youse two is teh funneh. TGK calling EA repetitive. Kettle, you is a negro.

people who make these fagatron threads are generally the most suck ass posters...especially when they make a lot of them in different places.

You're the first person here I chose to suck my cock....

especially since sloppy seconds would only satisfy you.

You don't have a cock, you have a vagina little girl. One that's always either filled with cock, or spitting out children.

None of us are going to suck on your cum stained play doh baby-makin' fun factory. Sorry, but look at the bright side... I'm sure there's a Juggalo somewhere who'll be happy to be your next baby daddy.

She already got one. At least one. And he's the whiny bitch in that relationship.

i prefer to let it slide down the tongue to the throat, as opposed to off the tongue. that's wasteful. i need all the protein i can get.

WHOA!  Hold EVERYthing!!

Is cum allowed on your Vegan diet??




Makes sense, though ~ it IS "seed," eh?

You don't have a cock, you have a vagina little girl. One that's always either filled with cock, or spitting out children.

None of us are going to suck on your cum stained play doh baby-makin' fun factory. Sorry, but look at the bright side... I'm sure there's a Juggalo somewhere who'll be happy to be your next baby daddy.

OMG!!!  ROFLMAO!!!

cum is most certainly allowed in my vegan diet. i spend half of my sex life with a cock in my mouth. that would not only be a waste of protein, but a lot of wasted effort. i work hard for it, dammit.

Same argument as that which requires you to hunt and kill your own meat if you wish to partake.
If you hunt down some fine cock, I don't think there's anyone who would say you weren't entitled to the fruit of your efforts, hip.

as i use just what my momma gave me in my dilligent oral efforts, so should omnivores use just their bare hands, feet, and teeth as weapons to hunt and kill the beasts they want to use for nourishment.

[serious emo crap] did I mention i'm liking you more and more? [/serious emo crap]

DoorMouse?

Or...

<GASP!>

(gulp...)

me?

Both... in a 3 way

OOOooo!

Does this mean the "interlude stories" are back ON???

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Suck-ass poster:

so should omnivores use just their bare hands, feet, and teeth as weapons to hunt and kill the beasts they want to use for nourishment.

 I have hunted. I have killed animals, myself. I have buried dogs and butchered deer.

 Have you ever worked on a farm to grow the shit you eat? Cleared forest (and all the critters which dwell within)? Pulled stumps, boulders, and stones? Set up fence? Plowed the soil (and the fuzzy bunnies which were living therein)? Spread manure? Anything that might have gotten your hands dirty, little princess?

I've baled hay, and I've picked potatoes, and that shit sucks.

so should omnivores use just their bare hands, feet, and teeth as weapons to hunt and kill the beasts they want to use for nourishment.

 I have hunted. I have killed animals, myself. I have buried dogs and butchered deer.

Have you ever worked on a farm to grow the shit you eat? Cleared forest (and all the critters which dwell within)? Pulled stumps, boulders, and stones? Set up fence? Plowed the soil (and the fuzzy bunnies which were living therein)? Spread manure? Anything that might have gotten your hands dirty, little princess?

yes, almighty douchebag, i have. get off my back, it makes it tough to roll over onto mine.

Tell you what...

 In the spirit of civility I will pretend to believe you and stop being a "douchebag".

 All you have to do in return is cease and desist the repetitious smug-cuntery about the things you don't eat.

It's a bit silly to ask a smug cunt to stop her smug-cuntery.  Might as well go tell an orange to stop being orange.

You should thank me for my smug cuntness and its ability to help oust some of those hf losers.

"Thank" is such an ambiguous term. Please be more specific.

dahahaha

I'd be willing to put up with a lot of smug cuntness for a bit of snug cuntness. In fact, that perfectly explains my relationship two girls ago.

Nations have fallen over the right piece of quim, so putting up with an uppity bitch is considered acceptable.

Krsna is such a flaming homosexual, worst poster of all time.

That's funny, seems you guys must visit there enough to know what posts are posted...

I'll assume that you are all suck ass posters then, based on the answers in the thread and apparently you all suck so bad that not one of you is worse then the others.

Krsna's still the biggest fag, and that's saying something folks

You forgot to close that with "(_)_)===D" ...