Imagine if you will a computer with motherboard by ASUS, RAM by Kingston, hard disk by Fisher Price.

Hey, word of advice:  this is pretty much the only computer thread in the whole board.

I understood you, but almost everyone else started thinking about nachos (or penises, in Danzig's case).

Wow.  Do i sense an attitude of arrogance?  'Cuz FYI?  i understood it, and i would probably be most likely to be voted MOST Totally Out Of Touch-ed-ness member of L=G.

Not working in the business does not make us retarded. You know from experience that I am the least computer capable member on this board and I understood what he said and what he meant. Perfectly.

With all of that said, you didn't clarify whether or not you were thinking about nachos.

Wow.  Do i sense an attitude of arrogance?  'Cuz FYI?  i understood it, and i would probably be most likely to be voted MOST Totally Out Of Touch-ed-ness member of L=G.

You're a delusional old lady.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I understood it in a general way, but I must confess I was also thinking about delicious nachos.

You're a delusional old lady.

Am i DElusional?

Or ILlusional?

And, anyway, i don't FEEL ood.

WTF is Up with Nachos???

Get tortilla chips.

Get "Rat" Cheese ~ Wisconsin Longhorn Mild Cheddar.

Get jalapenos, cut however you like 'em ~ slivered, rounds, chunks, or even NO peppers, just Pace's Thick Picante Sauce.

You got yourself some AWESOME (and, i might add, AUTHENTIC) Nachos.

Max:  Now a few people read about nachos, and started thinking about sex.

Imagine if you will a computer with motherboard by ASUS, RAM by Kingston, hard disk by Fisher Price.

Hey, word of advice:  this is pretty much the only computer thread in the whole board.

I understood you, but almost everyone else started thinking about nachos (or penises, in Danzig's case).

i believe it is my turn to tell you how I understood and you're wrong - i read it, understood it, and lol'd.

Google and wiki can help with those gaps in understanding 

Hell I don't pretend to understand what voltages do what and where shit goes and just what the fuck overclocking does so I'm one of the ones that thinks about other things in the middle of a weird explanation.

What can I say, my brain runs Macintosh System 7.5. 

Standing at our Samhain fire on the beach, something got in my head. Not a thought, but a bug. Now after surviving the hamthrax, I may just lie down and succumb to the rhino.

So to clarify, when I posted that, no. I was not thinking about nachos or penises or motherboards. I was thinking about breathing.

http://www.miguelcarrasco.net/miguelcarrasco/WindowsLiveWriter/AppleCrashTop10Images_12FAA/bomb_s_thumb.jpg

mmmm sex with nachos...

And I still haven't ordered that Dell, as it happens.

use the img tag next time, tardillius.

just wanted it to be a link 

meh, oh well

who are you?

Returning ex-lurker from 1999

ah, ok

Not '99...'98              remember your backstory, fool.

meh.

underclass was thinking about nachos and penises

underclass was thinking about nachos and penises

Penis Pepper Nachos ...  Could be do-able.

Just depends on how much Special Sauce is required.

"Paging Dr. Emp, Dr. Emp, white courtesy phone!"

What is the emergency?

I made Nachos for lunch

You're the resident "special sauce" source, or so I've believed all these years ...

Damn, this thread just made up my mind. I'm going home and getting Nachos RIGHT NOW.

You're the resident "special sauce" source, or so I've believed all these years ...

I've just realized that I pronounce "sauce" and "source" almost exactly the same. Lame.

So do I, what's wrong with that?

kinda:
Saw-ce.
Sor-ce.
but difficult to spell out.

Did someone just say nachos?

And penis?