is that I then sleep all evening and then end up here all night.

.....aaaand why is that a problem?

Isn't that what ALL good drinkers do???

I am a creature of habit and I have a schedule to keep.

So drink all day everyday, problem solved.

You are a genius. If I just schedule my drinking and fuck off everything else...


yeeeeeeeeeaaaaahhh!

You said you're a creature of habit so just make drinking all day a habit...

Far as the schedule goes, uh... my genius for today is all used up....

or you could throw a little upper into the mix?

Like 15 to 20 cups of Black COFFEE ~

the clear liquid that keeps on Giving ~

and, come to think of it, Taking ... whatever you'd like to add ... Did i hear you murmur "Irish Coffee, dark brown sugar, fresh cream..."

then roll over and hump the (literal) shit out of my Little Dog?

Cool!  Free's me up to make TWO Irish coffees, and get online!

jager bombs?


methbombs? x]

CarBombs ...

then roll over and hump the (literal) shit out of my Little Dog?

Cool!  Free's me up to make TWO Irish coffees, and get online![/color]

Ohhh missed this one.

Make me an Irish Coffee (no brown sugar, heavy on the Baileys and Jameson) and your dog ain't whats gonna get the shit humped out of it...

Drink beer all day, chase it with an irish car bomb, then do a rail, and you will have unforgettable diarrhea.

13:  Is that The Voice of Experience, by any chance?


Zoomer:  AFTER you wrench the dog out of the way, there are STILL the three cats to contend with, well, Four, if you coun ...  Never mind

Abundance of pussy doesn't bother me.

I would like to go sailing with you folk while drinking all day.

It's double safe now that the coast guard is friends with Zoomie

I did kind of disarm the lads by thanking them for their courteous behavior in the entire affair and telling them that based on my well-spent youth I could vouch that their counterparts in So. Florida would not have been so polite and probably would have conducted their business with Dan and I in irons...

But I tend to be very charming after I've had my dick slapped.

And anyway, as long as the pilot of the boat is sober you can drink as you wish.

But I tend to be very charming after I've had my dick slapped.

I'm pretty sure that's out of the jurisdiction of the coast guard!

Coast Guard: 28 men go out to sea, 14 couples come home!

I'm going to fire off a very terse email to their Public Affairs staff and then a nice letter to the editor of the local paper thanking them and the fire department. And apologize that they didn't find the 40 kilos under the battery compartment...

You need to feed that asian.

Smuggle people? That'd be just wrong.

Force them into slavery as my deck hands? That'd be OK.

Like 15 to 20 cups of Black COFFEE ~

the clear liquid that keeps on Giving ~

Ha, reminds me of Germany. Over there at that time (1973-4) we could buy clear liquid Caffeine concentrate over the counter. Came in a small bottle and ten to twenty drops in a glass of water was equivalent to a whole pot of coffee. I really thought I might have a heart attack once. But I was young and healthy at the time so it was easy for me to plow through.

Completely different from crystal meth.

You might have gotten it confused with your clear drops of GHB ...

No this was pharmaceutical caffeine. Pure and concentrated.

The way i see it, the Main prob with drinking all day is

having to PEE all day, AND all night