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Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again?(Read 39416 times)
Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #90 on: September 02, 2009, 12:35:37 PM
And how!
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Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #91 on: September 02, 2009, 12:51:39 PM
I'm sure I'll convince her to let me put, just the tip!, in her ass or something.  She likes creampies.

You can transmit HPV through ass sex.

You said this is the beginning of a fucked up adventure... Has the crazy already started?
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Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #92 on: September 02, 2009, 12:58:22 PM
Hahaha, yeah.
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Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #93 on: September 02, 2009, 12:59:56 PM
DON'T LEAVE US HANGING!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #94 on: September 02, 2009, 01:59:57 PM
Yeah dude, what's she doing?
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Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #95 on: September 02, 2009, 03:02:46 PM
The answer to the question in the title of this thread is put your penis in them

You are doing everything wrong!



Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #96 on: September 02, 2009, 03:37:39 PM
Yeah man. That's the only thing they're good for anyway.
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Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #97 on: September 02, 2009, 04:03:23 PM
That and sammiches.



Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #98 on: September 02, 2009, 04:08:18 PM
They take so long to cook though.
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Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #99 on: September 02, 2009, 04:10:10 PM
You'd need a pretty big UDS for that.
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Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #100 on: September 02, 2009, 04:22:16 PM
I'm supposed to see her this weekend for a movie night.
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Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #101 on: September 02, 2009, 04:42:24 PM
You'd need a pretty big UDS for that.

Yeah man, a huge one.
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Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #102 on: September 02, 2009, 05:50:09 PM
I'm supposed to see her this weekend for a movie night.

You've entered "dating" territory.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #103 on: September 02, 2009, 05:52:57 PM
There is a fine line between fuckbuddies and going out.



Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #104 on: September 02, 2009, 06:00:20 PM
and Dylan snorts lines for breakfast.
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Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #105 on: September 02, 2009, 09:25:34 PM
Someone is going to get cut up and eaten with fava beans before this is over...



Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #106 on: September 02, 2009, 09:28:31 PM
Somebody will be eating leftovers for months.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #107 on: September 03, 2009, 02:27:47 AM
Someone is going to get cut up and eaten with fava beans before this is over...

Hahahaha......oh, it's true :-/
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Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #108 on: September 03, 2009, 02:39:52 AM
When you say that you two will be having movie night, I thought Rocky Horror.



Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #109 on: September 03, 2009, 03:42:18 AM
There is a fine line between fuckbuddies and going out.

No shit. I'm straddling that line.



Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #110 on: September 03, 2009, 04:58:52 AM
When you say that you two will be having movie night, I thought Rocky Horror.

Yeah, but I'm guessing Charades, where Dylan plays Frankenfurter.

Gotta be hot dressed as a sweet transvestite. Post pics.



Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #111 on: September 03, 2009, 05:17:38 AM
I'm amused by recent tales of Kyle and Dylan building emotional connections against their will
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Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #112 on: September 03, 2009, 05:57:21 AM
It's a bitch.
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Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #113 on: September 04, 2009, 02:46:14 AM
I can't wait to hear about what happens this weekend.  It will be like curling up in front of the tv and watching a great romcom flick.



Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #114 on: September 04, 2009, 03:18:26 PM
I agree that the tall girl is hot.  I like tattooed girls generally.

That tall girl is a guy.
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Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #115 on: September 04, 2009, 04:17:33 PM
I agree that the tall girl is hot.  I like tattooed girls generally.

That tall girl is a guy.

Yer mom's a guy.



Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #116 on: September 04, 2009, 04:54:35 PM
I can't wait to hear about what happens this weekend.  It will be like curling up in front of the tv and watching a great romcom flick.

I lol'd
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Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #117 on: September 04, 2009, 06:32:41 PM
I agree that the tall girl is hot.  I like tattooed girls generally.

That tall girl is a guy.

Yer mom's a guy.

It's why there are two dads in the picture.



Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #118 on: September 04, 2009, 10:41:35 PM
It's a bitch.

First time, and probably the only time, I will ever quote you dude.



Re: Oh sweet jeebus......what am I supposed to do with a girl again? Reply #119 on: September 05, 2009, 07:57:26 PM
I'm leaving right now to go spend a night or two with my.....friend....girl.....thing......I have no idea what we are right now.
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