There's super gay magic in the air.

Be careful you don't get super AIDS from it...

Have you stuck it in her arse yet?

Uhm, so she thinks of you as a little girl, dude?

Ok, so, it's a few days later, and I don't wanna look for your quote, however, you said something like ...
1st night = great
2nd night = a little odd, but I think I can accept her oddities
3rd night = get me the fuck out of here

What happened, man?

I am in the same position as Thrash.

but I have a quote

What happened, man?

Well, thanks for taking the time to find my quote ...

Phag!

You guys suck.

So I realized this chick I was visiting has enough hubris to kill me.  First visits, I thought she was amazing.  Second visit, I realized a lot of flaws, and she's just human.  Third visit, I wanted to get out of her house ASAP.  I can't fucking handle her because she can't handle my "lemme show you this hilarious LOLcat video" ways.

Why does he suck, it's true.  When I date chicks I am only into blond short girls with big breasts *I don't know why*, but the last time I went out with one she was kind of goth.  First time we hung out she was so much fun and we did bdsm and made out all night.  Second night she was getting weird and possessive when we went out.  Third night she was horrible to be around.  I feel ya Dylan.

 This is why I a;ways tell my women, "You may have a girlfriend, if you wish, but I have to meet her in case she later turns out to be a shit-eating psychopath. I want to know her face and where she lives."

That doesn't sound at all like you'll be peeping in her windows and yanking it in the bushes at a later date.

Sadly, it is more of a I-don't-want-to-be-shivved-standing-in-line-at-the-local-Subway thing.

what balor said

It does make a lot of sense ...

"You may have a girlfriend, if you wish..."

Dude, you actually talk to women like that?

  When I can get away with it, yes. It is important to be able to make a girl laugh... intentionally.


  More seriously: If she's bisexual and it comes up, I make it clear that she is welcome to have girls on the side as long as she isn't foolish about it. I feel no jealousy towards another woman and threesomes do not particularly intrigue me, so it's just not a big deal.

Fair enough. I'm about the same, actually. Amy likes both, but considers women more of a bit of fun than relationship material. (Luckily for me!)

She finds making out with a girl *in a bar* to be fun BECAUSE SHE'S 22!

So what's your excuse ?

Dropped. Like a hot potato.  Then you pick it up, blow the hair and dirt off, and eat it with sour cream.

I don't make out with girls in bars.

She finds making out with a girl *in a bar* to be fun BECAUSE SHE'S 22!

Nice edit, but that hasn't actually happened yet.

Then who of the female persuasion is she making out with?  Hey gyno?

Hey gyno?

Haha hey blacksmith! Hey cobbler! Hey [insert profession here to continue joke]!

Anyway, nah, she's not really into anything random.

Kyle could school her on randomness via craigslist.... speaking of which.  I am going to see what's goin on!

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/cas/1383838983.html

all fetishes and fantasys right here - 21 (brooklyn,all over new york)

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hi i am 6'1 tall and 170lbs all muscle im in very good shape and full of stamina
i am able to do what ever u are intrested to do
if u either want to have NSA or just hang out im your guy =]
if u have any questions feel free to ask me
no pic no reply sorry =/

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i should respond and say please let me shit in your mouth right after eating a big bowl of chili.fucktard.

I like where this is going ...

NYC craigslist ads are way better than ATX craigslist ads.

You know, I think Dylan's not answering us ...

I think he's embarassed about getting dumped.  I would be embarassed too.  Getting dumped by a fat goth girl is about as low as you can go.