Ford still makes straight-six, RWD cars... for Australia. But no one mass-produces anything of equal weight to older cars, because the Feds know better than we do what is safe enough for us to drive, what is safe enough for Mother Gaia, and, uh, I guess everyone just now needs AC and power everything and 500 lbs. of sound-proofing or whatever.
Just look at Kyle's dream cars:
The world's most expensive cheaply produced sports car, whose drive train will self-destruct if you tell the on-board computer to stop controlling the throttle for you.
A remake of an old pony car which manages to look exactly like a paunchy, middle-aged alcoholic version of its younger self... which costs too much and weighs at least a thousand pounds more than it should.
Generation umpteenth of another old pony car, which looks kind of like a retarded cousin of the original, fairly fatassed in its own right, but at least it does go fast. Too bad you can't cruise with your arm out the window without dislocating it.
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It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.