The folks from that other forum?  Are ALL of 'em gone?

(i would have posted this in the correct thread, but it seems to be closed ~ which is fine by me, but i DID try to "contain" this in THAT, so

NO YELLING AT ME!)

Some of them are far ore serious than I thought. They used to spew so much shit it was laughable. Can't take it though. Good riddance.

many come... few stay


I'm actually interested in hearing about the whole "survivalist" deal, or how people plan to remove themselves from society and live off tomatoes and fish.

Tomatoes and venison, thank you. And chickens. Cant forget chickens.

It's "CHIKKINS".

Got it?

MUH CHIKKINS!!! MUH CHIKKINS!!! STUKC IN MUH PEEHOEL!!

i've wondered that, too, Nick.

i mean ~ what's the point?  SOMEone is going to be more powerful than you, and will just take what you worked so hard at...

My son explained his thang about having his guns taken away:

If they're gonna TRY, i'll die defending myself, 'cuz i'm NOT going to live withOUT freedom.

Tomatoes are fucking terrible, and you'll be needing something fatty because venison will leave you feeling constantly hungry. What you need in a survival situation is grubs. Big, fat white grubs curled up like fetal alien horrors. Just fry them in a pan or pop them in your mouth as you flee the terrible black helicopterism.

You better hurry, Bear Grylls is on...

Is he any relation to Grizzly Adams? Will he instruct me on how to actuate my wildest dreams? Will he make my car longer, my abs six-packier? How many easy installments of just twenty-nine ninety-nine is this going to take?

It's only too lean if they're WILD.  If you raise your own, you can fatten 'em up a bit.

And who would try to live on venison, anyway?  You'd have a milch cow, that would throw git (calves) that you would need to take away from the cow in order to get the milk,

and the calves are VEAL ~ tenderest, tastiest, etc.

Same with goats ~ under 35 days old, a kid is considered Cabrito ~ sweet and tasty eating.

I only use non-dairy creamer. Bovine mucus products are gross.

MUCUS?

i think you're at the wrong end of that cow, pardner...

http://www.milksucks.com/pus.asp

Tomatoes are fucking terrible, and you'll be needing something fatty because venison will leave you feeling constantly hungry. What you need in a survival situation is grubs. Big, fat white grubs curled up like fetal alien horrors. Just fry them in a pan or pop them in your mouth as you flee the terrible black helicopterism.

I've re-tooled my dream. Buy 3 blocks of apartments and live in idyllic peace on my 4ha lifestyle block. When I need an animal killed, I will pay farmer Ian to slice up an under-performing cow. I'll have a big vegetable plot and will make extra cash by making and selling boutique cheeses and with the odd iPhone application. Will have a boat for fishing and general leisure.

fail proof

i need a nap,

but i'll be back.

Mucus/PUS??  Please.  We DRINK this shit, and think it's healthy for us.

And it tastes pretty good, if you've never had "real" milk

Most people who hate milk are trying to justify their lactose intolerance.

I only use non-dairy creamer. Bovine mucus products are gross.

Most people who hate milk are trying to justify their lactose intolerance.

or their animal pus and mucus intolerances, as in my case.

Lactose intolerance is caused when humans lose the ability to produce the enzyme lactase (required to break down lactose).
Asian blush is caused when humans lose the ability to produce acetaldehyde dehydrogenase (required to break down the metabolic products of drinking alcohol)
Pussy is the term given to humans who have lost the ability to consume foods like the rest of us normals.

60 days until Asian blush bitches!!!!

is there a smiley for blowing raspberries?

Asian blush?  That is a completely different thing than I thought it would be.

The folks from that other forum?  Are ALL of 'em gone?

HF was never here.  It was all just a very bad dream.  :'(  That's what you fuckers get for mixing drugs and alchohol, and eating pizza too close to bedtime.  Your mother told you not to do that.

Did some people leave?

The internets is srs bsns.

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Dairy product are made of milk. Milk is secreted by cows. Secretions are collectively known as a mucus.

Ergo dairy = mucus.

Why not just have a nice tall glass of phlegm?

phlegm is way down the list of gross on my menu

 and as far as liquids go, what tops your list?

Probably a "Shirako" puree some places here try to push on you as a delicacy