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Re: Fears Reply #90 on: September 06, 2009, 12:38:51 AM
i don't care for mirrors, much; however, they DO have their uses, i.e., on/in the floor.
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Re: Fears Reply #91 on: September 06, 2009, 01:07:03 AM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Fears Reply #92 on: September 06, 2009, 01:18:48 AM
I like to stare at myself naked in mirrors.  It's one of my favorite things to do.



Re: Fears Reply #93 on: September 06, 2009, 02:13:59 AM
But does it frighten Negroes?
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Re: Fears Reply #94 on: September 06, 2009, 02:23:17 AM
None of my black male family members or friends dig the thin white chicks at all... So, it may not scare them, but it does put them off a bit.



Re: Fears Reply #95 on: September 06, 2009, 01:23:26 PM
None of my black male family members or friends dig the thin white chicks at all... So, it may not scare them, but it does put them off a bit.

No kidding!  i just realized that that is true ~ skinny chick = bitch.  So it WASN't my (vivid) imagination!!  They WERE comin' on to me!
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Re: Fears Reply #96 on: September 06, 2009, 11:42:07 PM
It's not true.  Black guys hit on me all the time.  They just say things like, "I wish you had a bigger ass, but you do have nice tits."  Black guys say that so often to me that one just got fired for it, since I told the boss about it.



Re: Fears Reply #97 on: September 07, 2009, 12:09:58 AM
Who says black culture lost all subtlety and class with the advent of gangster rap!
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Re: Fears Reply #98 on: September 07, 2009, 06:10:59 PM
It's not true.  Black guys hit on me all the time.  They just say things like, "I wish you had a bigger ass, but you do have nice tits."  Black guys say that so often to me that one just got fired for it, since I told the boss about it.

Actually, i was wondering how long that would last

Figured you wouldn't put up with it for very long, a-tall.
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Re: Fears Reply #99 on: September 07, 2009, 07:00:11 PM
one just got fired for it, since I told the boss about it.

Good for you. Now, speaking of fear, you do carry a handgun for protection in your Mini, right? Cuz like, you know this guy is going to come after you...
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Re: Fears Reply #100 on: September 08, 2009, 12:38:32 AM
I was worried about him coming after me.  It doesn't seem fair.  I feel like if I didn't say anything it could be bad and if I did say something it would be bad.  It is a double edged sword.  I asked my boss if I could bring mace or a knife to work for protection and he said that there are no weapons allowed on the work site.  Then he told the boss boss about it and he called me into his office to ask if I was thinking about bringing a weapon into work.  I told him that I was thinking about it since I work all by myself in the middle of the night and since I was scared he would come after me.  The boss boss said that I shouldn't worry and that if I brought any weapons into work I would be written up and most likely fired.  I feel like they don't care because the guy wouldn't come after them and I know that carrying a gun around in your car isn't legal here.

So if I die, at least you all know why it happened.
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Re: Fears Reply #101 on: September 08, 2009, 01:01:28 AM
Don't you worry little Sasha, you're in a Gun Free Zone!

PS- Would you rather be raped/beaten/murdered or possibly fired with grounds for a lucrative civil lawsuit against your employers? Chose your course of action accordingly.
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Re: Fears Reply #102 on: September 08, 2009, 01:23:42 AM
I would pack like a motherfucka.



Re: Fears Reply #103 on: September 08, 2009, 02:10:56 AM
I would rather be fired!  What do you recommend I do?  Should I get a gun?  Or should I just get mace?  I work behind, supposedly, bullet proof glass.  It really sucks that I have to worry about my life at work.  I am finding more and more reasons to say fuck this job on a daily basis.



Re: Fears Reply #104 on: September 08, 2009, 02:11:27 AM
get their replies in writing and sue for emotional distress
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Re: Fears Reply #105 on: September 08, 2009, 02:56:25 AM
 Unless you have the time to spend at a range, just get the strongest mace you can find, even better if it contains UV dye. Put it on your key chain A- so you don't forget it, and B- so you remember to take it out when you walk to your car.

 I recommend mace over a gun in large part because, without practice, you are less likely to hesitate to use it if you have to.*

 If you do use it, run while he's stunned, then call the cops. Tell them you sprayed him with mace and that it contained UV dye so they can identify him and nix any bullshit about "She's lying!"


*Although a shotgun under the bed for home defense never hurts.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.