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don't be such a smarmy little b-word. i think you might just be in need of the edward to your bella. someone in your life that you care about in a way that makes you want to wax your unibrow. AND that spot around your jaw that grows dark hair down from your sideburn area to your neck. don't forget that. guys don't like beards on their sexual partners. except danzig, but he's gay.


Long distance relationships...(Read 31135 times)
Re: Long distance relationships... Reply #150 on: September 23, 2009, 05:55:18 PM
You really think Kyle omits details about his penis ?
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Long distance relationships... Reply #151 on: September 23, 2009, 05:59:29 PM
How do you know he wasn't referring to the Howard Johnson's where he was conceived on Rockaway Beach during a NAMBLA fest?

Men can't conceive in the ass, so it was probably a felching job of sorts to start with.



Re: Long distance relationships... Reply #152 on: September 23, 2009, 11:27:02 PM
The only penis I saw here was mine, that one Sasha posted, and the ones Geek put up waiting for me to put mine up.

You are late to the party bro. Cock pic; been there and done that. Cock molding; been there and done that too. Cunt molding; up next. Then the crown-jewel, yet-to-be-announced amazingness is down the road a bit.




Re: Long distance relationships... Reply #153 on: September 23, 2009, 11:43:20 PM
Damn, Kyle DOES love us afterall!!!
(He just won't date us)
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Long distance relationships... Reply #154 on: September 24, 2009, 12:44:00 AM
I'm grateful. He's not a chubby chick and I bet he has hairy feet.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Long distance relationships... Reply #155 on: September 24, 2009, 12:49:18 AM
I am worried this ends in a Bagman sex tape.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Long distance relationships... Reply #156 on: September 24, 2009, 12:54:50 AM
I'm certain this ends in a Bagman sex tape.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Long distance relationships... Reply #157 on: September 24, 2009, 01:57:11 AM
Damn, Kyle DOES love us afterall!!!
(He just won't date us)

 :'(
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Long distance relationships... Reply #158 on: September 24, 2009, 06:16:21 AM
The only penis I saw here was mine, that one Sasha posted, and the ones Geek put up waiting for me to put mine up.

You are late to the party bro. Cock pic; been there and done that. Cock molding; been there and done that too. Cunt molding; up next. Then the crown-jewel, yet-to-be-announced amazingness is down the road a bit.



Well at least we know of one pussy that laid down for one of bagman's cocks.There's the proof in the picture.



Re: Long distance relationships... Reply #159 on: September 24, 2009, 08:39:34 AM
Well at least we know of one pussy that laid down for one of bagman's cocks.There's the proof in the picture.

next time you see a cat, just think "this cat's head is volumetrically similar to bagman's penis."
Like yours.  Only different.