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don't be such u a smarmy little b-word. i think you might just be in need of the edward to your bella. someone in your life that you care about in a way that makes you want to wax your unibrow. AND that spot around your jaw that grows dark hair down from your sideburn area to your neck. don't forget that. guys don't like beards on their sexual partners. except danzig, but he's gay.


what I did on my weekend(Read 9553 times)
Re: what I did on my weekend Reply #30 on: September 08, 2009, 11:52:59 PM
Mo jew lookin' geeks, mo problems.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: what I did on my weekend Reply #31 on: September 09, 2009, 02:00:26 AM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: what I did on my weekend Reply #32 on: September 09, 2009, 09:05:15 AM
That's some funny shit!
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Re: what I did on my weekend Reply #33 on: September 09, 2009, 09:52:08 AM
I don't think I'll ever be able to watch road-runner again
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: what I did on my weekend Reply #34 on: September 09, 2009, 09:55:20 AM
I was totally going to post a road runner pic.
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Re: what I did on my weekend Reply #35 on: September 10, 2009, 09:27:51 PM
You know, here it is, Thirsty-day,

and i don't remember WHAT i did this past weekend...

wow
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Re: what I did on my weekend Reply #36 on: September 10, 2009, 09:28:51 PM
Sok sweet. I'm not gonna remember tonight tomorrow.
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Re: what I did on my weekend Reply #37 on: September 10, 2009, 11:09:50 PM
See?

THAT's what makes you SO lovable!!!


<~ going for 4th "The Drink" even though i KNOW i have to "appear" before my bro AND my dad ...

before my bro to "divey" up my mom's jewelry;

before my dad, to receive my mom's ashes, in an urn, AND

to hang around him while my bro works on his computer.

Well, maybe i could say i want to watch TV (that's how well my dad knows me ~ he'd actually BELIEVE that shit)

and "accidently" fall asleep...

Okay, well, going for that "The Drink" and thinkin' Happy Thoughts, as best i can!
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Re: what I did on my weekend Reply #38 on: October 19, 2009, 10:10:16 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: what I did on my weekend Reply #39 on: October 20, 2009, 02:41:44 AM
Hmmm ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: what I did on my weekend Reply #40 on: October 20, 2009, 01:43:06 PM
i, too, think krsna should mod something, because he's clever, sexy, smart, funny, and most importantly his screenname is the image of a cock.



Re: what I did on my weekend Reply #41 on: October 20, 2009, 01:57:59 PM
hang in there dave



Re: what I did on my weekend Reply #42 on: October 20, 2009, 02:03:14 PM
Still looks like a baseball bat up an ass to me.
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Re: what I did on my weekend Reply #43 on: October 20, 2009, 02:26:15 PM
So what's wrong with that?
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Re: what I did on my weekend Reply #44 on: October 20, 2009, 02:28:43 PM
Nothing.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: what I did on my weekend Reply #45 on: October 20, 2009, 03:28:03 PM
Especially if it's italicized and looks like it's going somewhere.
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Re: what I did on my weekend Reply #46 on: October 20, 2009, 04:12:12 PM
word up.
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Re: what I did on my weekend Reply #47 on: October 20, 2009, 04:38:03 PM
i imagine it heading toward a set of eager lips being licked in anticipation of a nice deep-throating.



Re: what I did on my weekend Reply #48 on: October 20, 2009, 04:45:48 PM
Are we talking dick or baseball bat in anus?
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Re: what I did on my weekend Reply #49 on: October 20, 2009, 04:56:36 PM
personally, i would much prefer a throat fuck with a nice big cock like krsna's to a throat fuck with the opposite end of a baseball bat already stuck in someone's ass. that's too kinky, even for me.



Re: what I did on my weekend Reply #50 on: October 20, 2009, 05:01:06 PM
It looks like a cock to me.

Baseball bats in asses look more like this: (_)=)===D



Re: what I did on my weekend Reply #51 on: October 20, 2009, 05:06:37 PM
Did you read the post above you  ?
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: what I did on my weekend Reply #52 on: October 20, 2009, 05:25:46 PM
Yeah. Did I miss something?



Re: what I did on my weekend Reply #53 on: October 20, 2009, 05:31:26 PM
op errr tune 8 tea.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: what I did on my weekend Reply #54 on: October 20, 2009, 06:14:51 PM
yes! why didn't you take advantage of my mildly entertaining post to make an ultra lame, mostly unoriginal joke at my expense, about this 100% trivial topic? IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FUCKING HYSTERICAL OMG!@!!!11111111111111111111111111111111111111121



Re: what I did on my weekend Reply #55 on: October 20, 2009, 06:16:16 PM
It looks like a cock to me.

Baseball bats in asses look more like this: (_)=)===D

i was hoping someone would at least make it look more like a baseball-bat-in-ass if the idea was to continue in any fashion. A+!
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Re: what I did on my weekend Reply #56 on: October 20, 2009, 06:20:03 PM
that's too kinky, even for me.

too bad tricky's skipped; that's perfect for her.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: what I did on my weekend Reply #57 on: October 20, 2009, 06:20:56 PM
11111111111111111111111111111111111111121

i bet a dollar that if your dude told you to fallate a baseball bat in someone's ass, or else you'd be a naughty, bad girl...  you'd do it.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: what I did on my weekend Reply #58 on: October 20, 2009, 06:23:22 PM
what? do you think you know me?!



Re: what I did on my weekend Reply #59 on: October 20, 2009, 06:24:05 PM
wait. do you know me?
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