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does anyone actually care about megan fox(Read 8552 times)
does anyone actually care about megan fox on: September 07, 2009, 08:23:18 PM
other than wanting to stick her in her various gaping holes?

ugh. i want that bitch to shut the fuck up.
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Re: does anyone actually care about megan fox Reply #1 on: September 07, 2009, 08:32:34 PM
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Re: does anyone actually care about megan fox Reply #2 on: September 07, 2009, 08:33:49 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: does anyone actually care about megan fox Reply #3 on: September 07, 2009, 09:11:28 PM
she does say some stupid things



I'd sell all your souls for one night with her, mind
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Re: does anyone actually care about megan fox Reply #4 on: September 07, 2009, 09:43:02 PM
I sold my soul when Big Hombre was still modding the For Sale forum...

Sorry.
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Re: does anyone actually care about megan fox Reply #5 on: September 07, 2009, 10:50:36 PM
If she didn't have constant word vomit and that tacky marilyn monroe on her arm I'd actually be jealous of her body/hotness.. but shes such a walking pain in the ass.. i actually feel sorry for her. haha! ironic for me.
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Re: does anyone actually care about megan fox Reply #6 on: September 07, 2009, 10:55:19 PM
She's painfully thin without sleeves and that is not attractive.
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Re: does anyone actually care about megan fox Reply #7 on: September 07, 2009, 11:13:24 PM
I would have sex with her bank account.



Re: does anyone actually care about megan fox Reply #8 on: September 08, 2009, 09:59:48 AM
Her tattoos are fucking gay and every time she opens her mouth the things she says are an embarrassment, but holy shit is she hot. That still doesn't excuse her hugely over inflated self opinion though.
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Re: does anyone actually care about megan fox Reply #9 on: September 08, 2009, 10:06:44 AM



Re: does anyone actually care about megan fox Reply #10 on: September 08, 2009, 10:21:45 AM
I think she is the latest celebutard, totally invented by Paris Hilton and Britney Spears to take some of the heat off them.

She's not real. She's a RealDoll with a walkie talkie stuck in her head.
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Re: does anyone actually care about megan fox Reply #11 on: September 08, 2009, 02:22:45 PM
Yep. And I'd fuck the hell out of her.
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Re: does anyone actually care about megan fox Reply #12 on: September 08, 2009, 02:26:41 PM
So actually the answers would all be no, other than to "stick in her various gaping holes".

Because you're not likely to impress her any other way. Right?
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Re: does anyone actually care about megan fox Reply #13 on: September 08, 2009, 03:51:03 PM
She's certainly not likely to impress us any other way.
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Re: does anyone actually care about megan fox Reply #14 on: September 08, 2009, 08:41:01 PM
So then the general consensus is that we don't give a shit about her, we just want to fuck her because she's vapid and not relevant.

Right?

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Re: does anyone actually care about megan fox Reply #15 on: September 08, 2009, 08:57:43 PM
Wrong.

So then the general consensus is that we don't give a shit about her, we just want to fuck her because she's smokin' fuckin' hot (which makes her relevant), and therefore we don't give a fuck that she's vapid.
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Re: does anyone actually care about megan fox Reply #16 on: September 08, 2009, 09:26:52 PM
I didnt know she was the chick from 3 and a 1/2 men. I know I didn like the look of her int he pics in this thread, but I did think she was hot when I saw the 3 and 1/2 ep.
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Re: does anyone actually care about megan fox Reply #17 on: September 08, 2009, 10:03:39 PM
Thank you for clearing that up.
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Re: does anyone actually care about megan fox Reply #18 on: September 08, 2009, 10:10:04 PM
She's not real. She's a RealDoll with a walkie talkie stuck in her head.



i think the walkie talkie is located somewhere else..
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Re: does anyone actually care about megan fox Reply #19 on: September 08, 2009, 10:29:15 PM
Whatever she is I'd spray a huge load all over her.
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Re: does anyone actually care about megan fox Reply #20 on: September 08, 2009, 10:40:12 PM
Thank you for clearing that up.

My mistake, I thought this was the other Megan Fox thread I didnt really take any notice of.
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Re: does anyone actually care about megan fox Reply #21 on: September 08, 2009, 10:45:15 PM
It is, someone different authored it this time.
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Re: does anyone actually care about megan fox Reply #22 on: September 09, 2009, 03:47:16 AM
I have to say the Jennifer's Body trailers I keep seeing look pretty tasty.



Re: does anyone actually care about megan fox Reply #23 on: September 09, 2009, 12:43:35 PM
I didnt know she was the chick from 3 and a 1/2 men. I know I didn like the look of her int he pics in this thread, but I did think she was hot when I saw the 3 and 1/2 ep.

You mean 2 and a half men?

I agree though, I saw the episode ages ago but only found out it was Fox because of .. well, your post.


I still don't think she's that hot though. I know better in real life...



Re: does anyone actually care about megan fox Reply #24 on: September 09, 2009, 01:59:57 PM
Wrong.

So then the general consensus is that we don't give a shit about her, we just want to fuck her because she's smokin' fuckin' hot (which makes her relevant), and therefore we don't give a fuck that she's vapid.
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Re: does anyone actually care about megan fox Reply #25 on: September 09, 2009, 02:03:47 PM
the boyfriend used to love megan fox, until he saw her pics from vanity fair that show her in all her tattooed glory. he thinks tattoos on women are trashy.



Re: does anyone actually care about megan fox Reply #26 on: September 09, 2009, 02:09:35 PM
what does he think about tattoos on men?
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: does anyone actually care about megan fox Reply #27 on: September 09, 2009, 03:28:37 PM
as he has none, i'd say nothing much.

he does think you should go out and fuck plenty of tattooed men instead of settling on this one you've been waffling over lately.



Re: does anyone actually care about megan fox Reply #28 on: September 09, 2009, 03:52:35 PM
I'm all about the tattooed ladies.
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Re: does anyone actually care about megan fox Reply #29 on: September 10, 2009, 12:13:01 AM
I'd throw a load in her if times were rough, but there's no way I'd let her keep my seed.
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