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haha, yes!

Actually that reminds me of that old Milemarker song, Sex Jam Two: Insect Incest.
"You ought to kick it to me and then bite off my head. That's the way the insects do it... Exosekeletons filled with fluid!"
Man I used to love those guys.

i will never understand the want to lick a dude's asshole.

did you see what i put before i edited? how did you know that's one thing that i put? or did you?
hmmm.

his ass reminds me of the flavor of tea actually. i never thought i'd be into it and i also thought the idea of it was gross. but now i looove doing it.

i should've been born as a crossdressing gay man.

I always wondered what poop tasted like but never enough to find out. I figured it would taste like stinky clay - all chalky and devoid of nutrients. I wonder if it has a lot to do with his diet. I bet it does.

Thanks tricky.

I don't know what poop tastes like because people wash their ass.

Brunettes, auburns, olive-skinned, alabaster-fleshed, green eyes, vulnerable secrets, danger and the women who laugh at it. Submission (hers). Dom-meets-dom clash of the titans sex.

That's me.  Dang.

My number one fantasy, in my mind, is having a guy fuck my mouth while I am laying on my back across a table and my throat is slit.  There is a girl straddling me at the same time sucking the cock that is coming in and out of my throat.

 I basically picture you being the sort of girl who will fuck to the tune of Jan Davis' Watusi Zombie spinning dangerously on an old record player.

Jan Davis - Watusi Zombie

I suggest he has already been broken in.

Yeah, but not for real. Rubber implements don't count.

Like hell. Having a cock in your ass doesn't make you gay, but it does make you a fag. What material said cock is constructed from is of no consequence.

What I meant is rubber implements don't count for the loss of virginity of the involved orifice or protuberance.

Bullshit, you were talking about butt fucking and you know it.

i think he was just encouraging hojo to stick his cock in tricky's boyfriend's ass is all. no biggie.

I share krsna's fetish.

I want to lift weights in my basement, go to my martial arts classes, read, build things, etc.  I don't want to curl up together to watch TV.  Or go hang out with her friends.  Or be told I should do the dishes or to clean up my clothes.

I guess I have a fetish for girls whom I cannot spend a lot of time with.  Like nurses who work the night shift - our schedules don't line-up very well. 

I've done "around the world" before a bunch of times.  After I do it though the guy starts begging me to stick my finger in their ass or more.  Every guy wants to be fucked in the ass by a pretty girl.

... No.

... No.

Well I guess the rule doesn't apply if you've already had it done to you by a man.

I wouldn't go so far as to call Krsna a man, per se.

Every guy wants to be fucked in the ass by a pretty girl.

You promised not to tell...

... No.

Well I guess the rule doesn't apply if you've already had it done to you by a man.

I wouldn't go so far as to call Krsna a man, per se.

Man, when did you get all fruity? You're cut off now, cause I don't have gay sex with fags. It's gay sex with straight dudes only on the krsna train.

since embarking on my absolutely awesome, sex life with my boyfriend, i've realized that a few of the things that i've either always thought about or were the things that would push me over the edge to cumming so hard my body shakes, are actually considered fetishes! i've since come to terms with the fact that i'm a naughty girl, who likes to be spanked, tied up (i'm talking light bondage with ribbons or ties, nothing leather or studded or anything like that), and talked dirty to.

i know these aren't the craziest things to ever arouse a girl, but it's just that when i finally embraced these things that make me wet (sometimes at the mere thought of them), sex has been so fucking good. i'm curious as to what gets you people going (no answer required from zoomie: the partialist, or danzig: the snowballing neckbearded manboy).

another one that's good to jumpstart my orgasm is general rough-ish body grabbing and a little hair pulling. is the hair thing considered a fetish i wonder? it just reminds me that i'm being fucked. mmm.

I HAVE NEVER SNOWBALLED.  I'm a non-snowballing neckbearded manboy TYVM.

krsna's cock train:

Kid's Slide Cock Cock Train (Cz?onkociuchcia)
Music by Mr Methane and Freddy Mercury, Brian May producer.

Dude, that's so fucked up. Gotta be Russia.

Certainly the language looks soviet-block.

Look out! Hojo wants to break him in.

Hahaha!

I HAVE NEVER SNOWBALLED.  I'm a non-snowballing neckbearded manboy TYVM.

Nothing wrong with a snowball fight.

...except everything.

Wait, I'm lost; so what is gay, what is not, and what qualifies a fag as per this thread?

i believe krsna has already gone over the types of behavior or desires that would qualify a guy as a fag.

Yeah, but then others have satuated it to a point where it's not clear, really ...

a straight man would say "if a guy wants something in his ass he's a fag."

a fag would say "...not necessarily!"

i'm proudly a flaming faggot.