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For those of you in America, here is what most of the western world knows about your politics... you have a black man in the white house trying to fix healthcare, which is going nowhere because all of a sudden everyone else has a way better way to fix healthcare despite it being a basket case for the last 30 years. You're in two wars you won't win, which will bankrupt you as you try to compete with China economically, which you also can't win because people have less rights and they aren't fighting two wars. Sarah Palin is loathed by every single rational person in the free world. Conan is the governer of California, which is also broke, along with all of your banks. People can't get abortions in some places but can marry their gay partner in others. End.
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This is how it reads for the God fearin' 'mericans...

"For those of you in America, here is what you know about your politics... you have a illegitimate non US citizen niggerman in the white house trying to destroy democracy. You're in two wars doing God's work slaughtering the infidel, as our Manifest destiny says we will rule the world. Sarah Palin is the most rational person in the free world. The Governator is the governer of California, which is also full of queers, but he'll sort them out. People can't get abortions because it's an affront to God, but can marry their sister in others, which all good God fearing 'mericans approve of. God Bless 'merica."


i lost my cell phone(Read 6350 times)
i lost my cell phone on: September 10, 2009, 07:49:06 PM
and i dont have a land line. ugh
« Last Edit: September 10, 2009, 07:58:46 PM by tricky »
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poop Reply #1 on: September 10, 2009, 07:55:49 PM
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« Last Edit: September 10, 2009, 07:59:04 PM by tricky »
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Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #2 on: September 10, 2009, 07:59:22 PM
I found my phone earlier tonight after not knowing where it was for the past week and a half.

Good thing people are used to me being indifferent to social interaction.



Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #3 on: September 10, 2009, 08:00:33 PM
my parents call me and freak out if i dont call back immediately.

fuck. now i have to buy another goddamn phone.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #4 on: September 10, 2009, 08:02:13 PM
Here. HAve a drink.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #5 on: September 10, 2009, 08:04:21 PM
i only use my cell phone for the vibrations
Life is short, life is shit, and soon it will be over.



Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #6 on: September 11, 2009, 09:43:54 AM
and i dont have a land line. ugh

need me to call it until someone answers?  :D
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #7 on: September 11, 2009, 09:45:46 AM
It's called Skype, trickydicky.
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Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #8 on: September 11, 2009, 10:01:46 AM
fryzna (sp) called it while i was at home and i didnt hear it ring.
« Last Edit: September 11, 2009, 10:02:01 AM by tricky »
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Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #9 on: September 11, 2009, 10:17:30 AM
and that's a bad thing ?
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #10 on: September 11, 2009, 10:39:38 AM
iPhone
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #11 on: September 11, 2009, 11:01:51 AM
and that's a bad thing ?

yes b/c it confirms that i didnt just lose it somewhere in my apartment.
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Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #12 on: September 11, 2009, 11:13:16 AM
unless the battery died.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #13 on: September 11, 2009, 11:17:54 AM
I found my phone this morning. It was in the car, which doesn't really make sense because I phoned it yesterday whilst looking for it and could actually hear it in my room so... I guess I'm just losing it.

Good luck though..



Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #14 on: September 11, 2009, 12:24:44 PM
I can't lose what I don't have....I've had the latest greatest cell phones in the past and I care two shits still about not having one.  Leaving the house a few times a month does have SOME advantages.
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Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #15 on: September 11, 2009, 02:30:19 PM
I got one just so I could leave the house a few times a month.



Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #16 on: September 11, 2009, 03:32:06 PM
unless the battery died.

i had just charged my batteries that morning.
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Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #17 on: September 11, 2009, 03:47:08 PM
I know America does its phone services(plans) a bit different from OZ, but have you cancelled the service yet ?
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #18 on: September 11, 2009, 03:49:44 PM
no, i'm on a family account so no canceling. just gonna get a new phone and hope some dingbat isn't using the old one. the old one was a complete piece of shit (3 years old) so i can't see anyone picking it up and wanting to use it anyways.
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Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #19 on: September 11, 2009, 11:07:28 PM
Unless they are like Dylan and don't have one of thier own ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #20 on: September 11, 2009, 11:41:05 PM
iPhone

fuck that.

Jobs can stick his iPhone up his arse.



Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #21 on: September 12, 2009, 12:12:23 AM
Everybody should buy an iPhone.

I heard a rumor that the Chinese government has bought 5 million iPhones (but if it's true, Apple is holding the details close to it's chest until the right time).



Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #22 on: September 12, 2009, 01:09:23 AM
No body should buy an iPhone.

More overhyped bullshit from Jobs & Co. I'll stick to something that works, like Nokia.



Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #23 on: September 12, 2009, 08:56:11 AM
Used $5 Motorola Sprint-Nextel phones from eBay FTW!
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #24 on: September 12, 2009, 09:19:31 AM
I'm still using my Nokia 6230 from 2004.

It works excellent.



Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #25 on: September 12, 2009, 09:21:15 AM
I haven't bought a new in the package cel phone since 1997.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #26 on: September 12, 2009, 09:52:49 AM
I want an iPhone, but I don't want to pay for it.
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #27 on: September 12, 2009, 09:56:41 AM
I just want a phone. I dont want something that has a bolt on application to locate cruising homosexuals. I dont even want a camera in my phone.

Is that too much to ask?



Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #28 on: September 12, 2009, 10:00:43 AM
I dont want something that has a bolt on application to locate cruising homosexuals.

Riiiiiiight...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: i lost my cell phone Reply #29 on: September 12, 2009, 10:13:28 AM
You're surprised at my assertion of heterosexuality?