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I just conducted an informal office poll amongst my three male co-workers that consisted of the following question: "If you were hanging out with some dude and he told you that he generally preferrs women but sucks dick too from time to time would you consider him gay, bi, or straight?"

Three of three respondants answered gay. I think they also suspect that I'm gay now just for asking that question. As a matter of fact, one of them just walked into my office and said, "So who's your boyfriend?" and started making sucky noises at me. He then followed up that question with "What happened, did you meet some dude and accidentally suck his dick last night?"


Satori Is Web-Less For a While(Read 5816 times)
Satori Is Web-Less For a While on: October 01, 2009, 11:58:35 AM
Satori is without his computer for a little while, but WILL be back!
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Re: Satori Is Web-Less For a While Reply #1 on: October 01, 2009, 12:36:44 PM
Thank goodness!
While he's gone, would you mind posting stuff like he would? lol. You know, random hilarious stuff. Please?



Re: Satori Is Web-Less For a While Reply #2 on: October 01, 2009, 08:09:15 PM
oh man, I'm going to check this thread EVERY TENTY MINUTES
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Satori Is Web-Less For a While Reply #3 on: October 02, 2009, 12:41:22 AM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Satori Is Web-Less For a While Reply #4 on: October 02, 2009, 12:46:56 AM
ah. fail
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Satori Is Web-Less For a While Reply #5 on: October 02, 2009, 06:52:57 AM
Unless...

Whenver Nick pitches a tent in his pants, he will check the thread.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Satori Is Web-Less For a While Reply #6 on: October 02, 2009, 07:17:11 AM
WN?
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Satori Is Web-Less For a While Reply #7 on: October 02, 2009, 07:19:08 AM
Pushing word play to its limits. Its what I do.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Satori Is Web-Less For a While Reply #8 on: October 02, 2009, 08:24:10 AM
Isn't Frenzy caring about Satori statutory bbsing?



Re: Satori Is Web-Less For a While Reply #9 on: October 02, 2009, 09:56:41 AM
oh man, I'm going to check this thread EVERY TENTY MINUTES

half of twenty minutes is tenty minutes.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Satori Is Web-Less For a While Reply #10 on: October 02, 2009, 12:08:50 PM
nobody else understands
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Satori Is Web-Less For a While Reply #11 on: October 02, 2009, 12:53:02 PM
SATORI WOULD UNDERSTAND IF ONLY HE COULD POST RIGHT NOW  :'(



Re: Satori Is Web-Less For a While Reply #12 on: October 02, 2009, 06:32:37 PM
Isn't Frenzy caring about Satori statutory bbsing?

Oh, wow.  Did i forget to mention my paedo tendencies?

My bad
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Re: Satori Is Web-Less For a While Reply #13 on: October 02, 2009, 06:59:21 PM
Isn't Frenzy caring about Satori statutory bbsing?

Oh, wow.  Did i forget to mention my paedo tendencies?

My bad

I was going to bring this up be thought better of it, given the turn of the Roman Polanski thread...
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Re: Satori Is Web-Less For a While Reply #14 on: October 03, 2009, 02:24:44 AM
oh man, I'm going to check this thread EVERY TENTY MINUTES

half of twenty minutes is tenty minutes.

Fuck, dude ...
I almost said the same thing!

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Satori Is Web-Less For a While Reply #15 on: October 03, 2009, 10:55:14 AM
oh man, I'm going to check this thread EVERY TENTY MINUTES

I lol'd.
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