It doesn't count when they are all whacked out on chlorpromazine in the "activity" room.

It counts every time, as long as you are filming it.

Fuck that, I'll pull where and when I want and the bitch will like it.

I'd like to see him actually pull that off in real life.

I have, however, it was an established relationship; it doesn't work on "strange" quite as well, well, unless yer in the Rape Barn ...

Does the Rape Barn have that musty smell of hay and traumatic memories?

To twist a Machiavelli quote: "A woman, like Fortune, will always favor the man who is unafraid to treat her roughly."

Fack Mack

I can get into it to a point. I don't get off on hitting girls though. Even if they're asking for it.
Choking, restraining, biting, general rough play I can do. Anything where I can be kind of gentle while accomplishing violent acts without feeling like an idiot is fine. I actually don't mind being hurt a little bit myself.

But hitting and hair-pulling just feels weird. I feel it's really silly if I do it gently, and I'm not interested in doing it hard.

No kidding!!!  A little biting ~ NO breaking skin as human bites are the WORST;

some sensual scratching, NOT with fake fingernails, but REAL ones;

and anal stimulation ~ recommendations for those of y'all that don't want to broadcast this: tampons, with a Dab of K-Y jelly for ease of insertion ...

and, come to think of it, Ejection   rofl

Okay, well, just thinking about sex and the Big 0


EDIT:  Of course, watching stuff like this doesn't hurt the old sex drive ...

The Coasters - Down in Mexico (Lap Dance From Death Proof)

Or this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvCTkBKRggc

Just from the screen cap "this" looks to me like "After Dark" by Tito & Tarantula. Awesome song, movie.

http://www.lamebook.com/pollocks-masterpiece#more-3170

Gotta love it ...

Wait, tampons?
No dick?

I got stuck on the 'ejection' of a tampon. This one's going to be with me for a while

Don't be a pussy. I've tugged a few out in my time. Sometimes ya gotta make room...

If the red river is flowing I just lead men down the dirt path.

Right on.

If the red river is flowing I just lead men down the dirt path.

Fuckin' SA-WEET!

Ron White: When my wife's on her period, she won't have sex with me at all! No way! Which is bullshit, because if the roller coaster's broken, they don't shut down the whole amusement park! People standing outside the fence going, "The log ride's still working. And I've got some 'coupins'!"

I cant wait to get home and hopefully get some rough sex. all the boys here do it oh so gently.

LOL 'coupins'!"

I just tried to imagine a situation in which a girl would say "lube up this tampon and shove it up my ass so I can get off," and for me not to look at her like she's some kind of god damn space alien.

And I can't. I've seen and done some freaky shit in my day, but that's just so...


...obtuse.

That and pube nuzzling has really weirded me out.

http://www.lamebook.com/pollocks-masterpiece#more-3170

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"110 pounds, wet"... nice

i want to blow my load and go to sleep

same.

i want to blow my load and go to sleep

same.

I'm sure Nick would be happy for you to blow his load then go to sleep...

Problem solved ...

In my own defense:

A)  When i was younger?  We didn't DO anal, and we SURE didn't talk about it, so you were pretty much on your own for dreaming up perverted stuff.

B)  i tend to look at things from a "cleanliness" point of view, and will almost always opt for the semi-sterile, bacteria-avoidance types of thangs.

and C)  tbh, i couldn't imagine sliding a vibrator up someone's ass, and then having to CLEAN IT, afterward...

Cram-pax fit in with my "If i don't monkey around in SHIT, i probably won't be a shitty person" philosophy of life.

So there.

You need a simpler philosophy, like mine: It's gonna be my balls slapping your ass or your ass slapping my balls, and I'm going to be nice and let you choose.

Well, i mean,

RAALLY ...

THEN i grew up, learned about ex-lax, enemas and the fact that i wasn't as much of a perv as i had at first assumed,

and

VOILA!!!

A Hole New World opened up to me, so to speak!  rofl

I had a dildo in my ass once while the guy was having sex with me in my vag and since I was "in the moment" I didn't notice that he had put the dildo in my vag and was now fucking my ass.  It let to a UTI.  I was so mad at my selfish for my carelessness.

Everyone knows it's okay to go from 1 to 2 but you never switch back from 2 to 1.

Yea, I know.  But obviously HE didn't know.  Fool.