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Rough sex(Read 25472 times)
Re: Rough sex Reply #120 on: December 18, 2009, 04:47:33 PM
i tried DP twice (with a real cock and a dildo). DP is one of those things that make me all hot and bothered when i think of it, but when it actually happened it was uncomfortable. i think in the future a smaller cock & smaller dildo than what was used before would be ideal. then it'd probably be OMG awesome...

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Re: Rough sex Reply #121 on: December 18, 2009, 07:18:55 PM

also, i was DPed recently with a speculum and a lint roller handle. don't even ask.

You have my attention.



Re: Rough sex Reply #122 on: December 19, 2009, 07:33:41 AM

also, i was DPed recently with a speculum and a lint roller handle. don't even ask.

You have my attention.
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Re: Rough sex Reply #123 on: December 19, 2009, 01:51:00 PM

also, i was DPed recently with a speculum and a lint roller handle. don't even ask.

You have my erection.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Rough sex Reply #124 on: December 19, 2009, 02:46:49 PM
That, too.



Re: Rough sex Reply #125 on: December 19, 2009, 04:55:28 PM

also, i was DPed recently with a speculum and a lint roller handle. don't even ask.

You have my attentive erection.
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: Rough sex Reply #126 on: December 22, 2009, 01:25:07 PM
haha

i have your attention, now what?

how does one even explain such a situation?
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Rough sex Reply #127 on: December 22, 2009, 01:44:18 PM
WOAH HOW DID I MISS THIS.
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Re: Rough sex Reply #128 on: December 22, 2009, 03:07:41 PM
From the beginning and in detail.



Re: Rough sex Reply #129 on: December 22, 2009, 07:31:27 PM
I'm passing on this one. I'd rather give you freaks a morsel and then not give any details.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Rough sex Reply #130 on: December 22, 2009, 07:47:40 PM
Tease.



Re: Rough sex Reply #131 on: December 22, 2009, 07:50:58 PM
Of course you like to get all the guys excited over you, you're a dirty little tease.  

And I'm pretty sure that teases deserve to be punished.
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Re: Rough sex Reply #132 on: December 22, 2009, 07:59:31 PM
Sounds like she's already had the punishment.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Rough sex Reply #133 on: December 22, 2009, 08:06:09 PM
And I'm pretty sure that teases deserve to be punished.

To the guillotine!



Re: Rough sex Reply #134 on: December 22, 2009, 08:33:11 PM
* Thrash just sighs *
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Rough sex Reply #135 on: December 22, 2009, 10:13:12 PM
Heh.
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