I lost my phone n i need to drunk-dial some1. Fuck

Alcohol is bad for you.  It can give you retinal damage.

I lost my phone n i need to drunk-dial some1. Fuck

have someone call your phone, see if you can hear it ring.  or feel it vibrate. 

Post your number, I'll heavy breathe for you.  Or just chat, if you'd like.

I had 500 ml of dry english cider last night!
It was good!

I had an $18 absinthe mixed drink tonight. it was yummy.

I drink absinthe once a year, on a fallen friend/family member's birthday. I fucking hate the stuff but she loved it.

Holy shit......I was pretty drunk last night.  Made for good conversation though.  I'm so glad I have IM logs to remember what I said.

Ahha yeah

I drink absinthe once a year, on a fallen friend/family member's birthday. I fucking hate the stuff but she loved it.

I agree. There are better ways to trip out than drink wormwood

That's all bollocks anyway. At least in this day and age. It's just really fucking strong sauce. If 151 tasted like super-concentrated sambuca it would suck just as much. Also nobody fucking shoots 151.

Current drunken thought is that I'm not sure right now if I'm more drunk than stoned or more stoned than drunk but I've got a pretty fucking nice buzz going on. Started with a few beers, moved onto red wine, back to the beers and throw in some whisky here and there for good measure. See other thread for more details.

Also nobody fucking shoots 151.

Yeah, I made the mistake of doing that.  I had a sore throat for while.

When I was a kid we had a party one time where we got a litre of 151, and two 2 litre bottles of Coke. Yeah, cuz regular rum wouldn't have fucked a bunch of 12 year olds enough, right?

Shit, I didn't start doing drugs until I was 14.

I first had little teeny bits of alcohol when I was maybe eight, but that's normal in Spain. Been smoking weed since I was eleven. Started toying with booze at twelve or so, didn't get really into it till I discovered how amazing beer is at about age nineteen. Did speed, coke, acid, shrooms, e, and that kinda shit at fourteen or fifteen. Datura when I was twenty.

Post your number, I'll heavy breathe for you.  Or just chat, if you'd like.

I'm about one more shot from doing that...

Oh, PM me your number and we can talk alllll night

can we get a hidden forum for these two fuckups to dirty talk each other?

Oh, PM me your number and we can talk alllll night

Hmmmm

Oh, PM me your number and we can talk alllll night

Hmmmm

I shall seduce you in good time.

Current thought: My stomach is upset from all that beer. And I feel all weird. Fuckin booze.

I think I drank bad tequila last night.

can we get a hidden forum for these two fuckups to dirty talk each other?

It wouldnt be hidden from me or Dave...

can we get a hidden forum for these two fuckups to dirty talk each other?

It wouldnt be hidden from me or Dave...

we'd need you two to keep an eye on things and put anything interesting into the quote box

I found alcohol scraps! 1 Smirnoff Ice, 2 cans of beer, and a little rum. I think I can get buzzed! Yay!

It's always sweet to think you're out of beer but not be sure, and go poking around the back of the fridge and find a hidden beer.

I knew I had two beers, then realized there was a small amount of rum left, and the thing that tipped me off to try and get buzzed when I was looking at fruit in the bottom of the fridge and found a Smirnoff Ice.  It's a great feeling.

It's always sweet to think you're out of beer but not be sure, and go poking around the back of the fridge and find a hidden beer.

Ahhh, the coldest beer

Actually, usually not in my fridge. I tend to put cold beers in the freezer for 15 minutes or so just before drinking them. Beers get warm here really fucking quickly if they don't start off super cold. You can avoid that by chugging them, but I don't always wanna chug beers. I go through enough of them just drinking fairly quickly.

You need to be using a stubby cooler.



Seriously...They are indispensable.

They help a little, but even so would work better when using super-cold beers.