-- IS ENTIRELY TOO SLOW.


fuck more, you assholes.

i have my period so i jerked my boyfriend off on my chest the other night. i was wearing a slinky little lycra tank top and a pair of boyshort panties like this:



i licked my lips and looked up at him a lot and told him how bad i wanted his cum all over me. it was hot for me, and i assume it was okay for him as he came all over me.

oh yeah, he ripped the tank top off of me before he came.

Like this?

why didnt you swallow, Katie?

Ahhh, inquiring minds ...

Amazing evening, that made Kyle smile. My lady friend took me out to dinner and a movie for my birthday, and then we went to my place. Had some wine and watched a little telly, and then she laid down on my bed, face down, and said "Do whatever you want to do to me." She was completely submissive tonight and it was sexy and hot as hell telling her what to do, and how to do it. My nut just streamed and streamed and streamed. She joked she thought some might have gotten on the ceiling!

 

why didnt you swallow, Katie?

switching things up for once. he wiped his dick off on one of my nipples after, and i took a finger to it and brought it to my lips to taste it. then i went "mmmm". he was pleased.

hawt

Kyle, this is when you put in in her ass, bro ...

Yup. Anyone who goes from cherry to anal in less than a year is my hero.

You blew it, son.

I know, there's NOTHING like "birthday anal" ...

We've talked some about anal. I found out why her first (and only) experience was bad -- the guy she was with and her were in the shower, and he was like hey want to try anal and she said sure. Water is a terrible lube, and he just pushed himself in without the slow expansion needed. So we'll see. It's 10 months next week since I lost my v.

I certainly have made up for lost time!!!

Also, the thing I was hyping up that would blow my other antics out of the water... I think I am going to pass on it. It does involve a sex tape, but I care for this girl too much to post it. I am torn because I know that you guys want some proof of this woman's hotness, and I want to gloat too, but I've GOT FEELINGS NOW!

Who could have ever sexpected this?

If you are gonna post a sextape on the internet, post it on pornhub.com so other people can rate it and give us a link so we can leave comments.

Oh man! There is video?!  Post it on Halloween, since it will scare me so bad I will poop my pants.

Why do you think I bought that cool HD pocket videocam? For Japan? Shawww.

I would like to see a video of you pooping your pants.

I'll produce the goods if you do.

SNAP!!!

Now this has turned into a serious challenge.

Most likely Kyle and his lady friend would be wearing masks in the video.  This would lead any viewer to wonder which was the girl and which was the boy since both have the body of a twelve year old boy, no tits, and questionably sized genitalia.

i think his girl has some nice tits, and that she likes to shoot guns.

How close am i, bagger?

fuck more, you assholes.

Not all of us can be hot & horny coeds.

Besides, I'd really enjoy helping you out and all, but my lack of game pretty much precludes my ability to come in here and tell sex stories.

I still haven't finished up my FIRST sex story, and that happened months and months ago.  I was thinking about telling the second half in a bagman style, though!

Just ...
Wow ...

Don't tell your sex stories in Bagman style.  That level of creepiness is only reserved for Bagman.

Actually, I think it'd be an interesting experiment ...

I want to hear Luke tell a sex story Pavarotti style... where a threesome is one girl holding your belly up out of the way while the other one blows you...

I want to hear Luke tell a sex story Stromboli/Mangiafuoco style... where a threesome is one girl holding his beard out of the way as the marionettes caper and cavort below, mutely describing the racy action.

I just wanna hear him tell a sex story about himself; period.bitch

Not that Thrash is masturbating or anything.

I tried to write something about wife and I but couldn't. It's too weird.

Don't worry, I will steal your diary when I get to Japan and let everyone jerk off into it when I get back.