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boring lives.(Read 14781 times)
boring lives. on: October 18, 2009, 10:45:45 PM
i was wondering is anybody elses life abnormally boring



Re: boring lives. Reply #1 on: October 18, 2009, 10:48:58 PM
Well I won't be so crass as to wish you a life in interesting times...



Re: boring lives. Reply #2 on: October 18, 2009, 10:50:24 PM
my life is so interesting that I sometimes spend a whole Saturday just laying on the couch to get a boredom fix
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: boring lives. Reply #3 on: October 18, 2009, 10:54:20 PM
I don't have time for a bring life...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: boring lives. Reply #4 on: October 18, 2009, 10:59:53 PM
seriously, I had to cut back on drinking because it was preventing me from getting stuff done. I've decided to write a business plan every two weeks for the next 3 months because being in an office for the benefit of someone else isn't all it's cracked up to be kids
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: boring lives. Reply #5 on: October 18, 2009, 11:06:49 PM
Good for you, Nick. Break out.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: boring lives. Reply #6 on: October 18, 2009, 11:10:07 PM
the last one I started didn't work out so well, but my wife is now free from the man's clutches and I'm ready for another crack.
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: boring lives. Reply #7 on: October 19, 2009, 12:13:56 AM
I hate working for the man.  I'm like a caged tigress pawing at the walls and pacing back and forth.  If I were to own a business it would be a hair salon/bar called "Curl Up and Dye." 



Re: boring lives. Reply #8 on: October 19, 2009, 02:54:09 AM
Clever ...

I love being self-employed ...
It also helps that I can drink on the job, you know ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: boring lives. Reply #9 on: October 19, 2009, 07:24:36 AM
i've had a couple of those jobs, too!  i called it being a Beer-Tender
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Re: boring lives. Reply #10 on: October 19, 2009, 11:21:06 AM
I don't do that ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: boring lives. Reply #11 on: October 19, 2009, 07:11:12 PM
I hate working for the man.  I'm like a caged tigress pawing at the walls and pacing back and forth.  If I were to own a business it would be a hair salon/bar called "Curl Up and Dye." 

Isn't that a little easy, Earthgirl?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: boring lives. Reply #12 on: October 19, 2009, 08:38:40 PM
I change an old ladies diapers and can only leave for an hour at a time.  My life is boring and horrible.



Re: boring lives. Reply #13 on: October 19, 2009, 08:52:42 PM



Re: boring lives. Reply #14 on: October 20, 2009, 01:16:43 PM
Being an itinerant, jet-setting, international man of intrigue, my life is never boring...

Just often drunk...
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Re: boring lives. Reply #15 on: October 20, 2009, 01:50:08 PM
my life is kinda boring but i dont mind.



Re: boring lives. Reply #16 on: October 20, 2009, 01:56:20 PM
i only think life is boring when i have nothing fun to do in the evenings i don't work, and on top of that loaded-gun is deadsville.



Re: boring lives. Reply #17 on: October 21, 2009, 02:35:13 AM
OMG I couldn't get by without internet entertainment.

I never watch TV anymore.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: boring lives. Reply #18 on: October 21, 2009, 10:24:20 AM
i only think life is boring when i have nothing fun to do in the evenings i don't work, and on top of that loaded-gun is deadsville.

Is that before or after you touch yourself?



Re: boring lives. Reply #19 on: October 21, 2009, 10:36:49 AM
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: boring lives. Reply #20 on: October 21, 2009, 12:12:11 PM
i only think life is boring when i have nothing fun to do in the evenings i don't work, and on top of that loaded-gun is deadsville.

Is that before or after you touch yourself?

thank you for reminding me!

i only think life is boring when i have nothing fun to do in the evenings i don't work, i've masturbated myself silly, and on top of that loaded-gun is deadsville.

i think it's time, actually. brb!



Re: boring lives. Reply #21 on: October 21, 2009, 06:28:55 PM
Take your time ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: boring lives. Reply #22 on: October 22, 2009, 12:52:30 AM

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i only think life is boring when i have nothing fun to do in the evenings i don't work, i've masturbated myself silly, and on top of that loaded-gun is deadsville.

i think it's time, actually. brb!

Hey you know what Kate, you bitched out fyr for putting words in your mouth, which she actually never did anyway. But here's the thing, back on A-S when I got roped into trying to act as a go between for you and Joe I made the mistake of telling you in an email that I thought you were pretty cool.

You went off on me and cut me to the core online claiming I was fucking hitting on you! You even told me to never call you Katie again because only your FRIENDS were allowed to do that. Now I understand you were probably having a rough time and all and I have tried to forget it.

I am somewhat flattered that you seem to now consider me just one of the guys since it takes a bit of doing to add a persons name to a quote like that and ordinarily I wouldn't mind people here putting words in my mouth as such.

But I don't think YOU have yet earned the privilege and I feel there is no way I can ever be open like that with you ever again.

Thanks

btw, I have been masturbating myself silly and your post was kind of amusing but that is beside the point.

~Tru~
 


Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: boring lives. Reply #23 on: October 22, 2009, 12:54:37 AM
Well, my life is not very interesting, but it's not completely devoid of excitement.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: boring lives. Reply #24 on: October 22, 2009, 12:56:57 AM
right now I'm writing a very long script at work. This is boring. However, I am billing a client $20,000 to do this, which is exciting. I won't see much of it, but it puts me in everyone's good books for the rest of the year.
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: boring lives. Reply #25 on: October 22, 2009, 01:41:40 AM
attn: tru

the time period in which you are referencing me was one of my penultimate youth, and therefore cannot be used as fodder for references to my current personality here on the boards. i was a 19 year old girl at one point, so sue me! i fucking dare you. i am now 27, and will consider anything i say from now on forward a truthful representation of myself, but nothing beforehand.

did i mention i'm wasted drunk right now? because i am, and i suppose i should let everyone know.



Re: boring lives. Reply #26 on: October 22, 2009, 01:43:07 AM
p.s. when the fuck did you come into this conversation (via me), anyway?



Re: boring lives. Reply #27 on: October 22, 2009, 02:08:25 AM
here > http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=1421.msg63863#msg63863

the time period in which you are referencing me was one of my penultimate youth, and therefore cannot be used as fodder for references to my current personality here on the boards. i was a 19 year old girl at one point, so sue me! i fucking dare you. i am now 27, and will consider anything i say from now on forward a truthful representation of myself, but nothing beforehand.

You were also 16 when your were 17.

note: anything past or present is fodder....no exceptions.
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Re: boring lives. Reply #28 on: October 22, 2009, 02:10:34 AM
i were what i were.



Re: boring lives. Reply #29 on: October 22, 2009, 02:12:44 AM
Which has made you what you are.
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