It's me again. You know, the one who got stuck on the other side of broad street last year at the World Series' win till 4am surrounded by naked fat men and too many huggers/kissers? Yeah. You remember. (Be ashamed of yourself) Well, you're about to stick a pine cone right in my ass again, no lube, pointy side towards my fleshy anus with this fucking Phillies shit again. I can hear the stadium cheering, jeering and booing clear as day, those long annoying alpine-like-horns haven't stopped sounding since 7:45, let alone fucking car horns, and drunken wanders keep screaming the score as if the entire world doesnt own a TV or radio.

You came to me in a dream and said GEEK, HOLY SHIT GO BUY SOME FUCKING EARPLUGS AND RIOT GEAR. Yo, God, I totally got the first part but Walmart was all out of the latter. Therefore, please, God, if the Phillies win tonight, shine your favor on my house and allow my lawn furniture (now chained down after LAST YEARS shameful incident) and other lawn items remain intact by morning. Please ensure that my house does not become part of a victory bonfire.

But most of all, please allow the verizon guy to be so stupid, that he'll take yet another ruined phone from champagne spraying on broad street - and supply me with a new phone, for free. This last part is essential.


Yours in faith,

Geek

If the Phillies win this year, God, please make sure I can call off work so I can go riot this time.

You can meet me, my tied up lawn furniture and my Louisville slugger bat.

Don't worry, nobody's getting past the fucking Yankees this year.

You can meet me, my tied up lawn furniture and my Louisville slugger bat.

Sorry, I want to drive a police car up the escalator at H&M.  Getting beaten with a baseball bat might derail that plan.

Don't worry, nobody's getting past the fucking Yankees this year.

I agree.  I was hoping for Yankees/Dodgers but Yankees/Phillies isn't bad.

Still, the Yankees are going to absolutely truck fuck whoever wins the NL.

oh yeah, Im expecting pure carnage

Earplugs did not cover up the screaming and car horns, the spoils of the night include random beer cans on my front porch.

random beer cans on my front porch.

Anything good or the typical swill of your neighborhood?

It's Philly ...

Thought I'd ask.

http://www.phoenixvillenews.com/articles/2009/10/22/sports/doc4ae093ebb389c231089853.txt

That's insane!

The city of moronly love...

Thought I'd ask.

Valid question ...

*sigh* it was Miller Light.

I was told they greased up the street lamps and poles to keep climbers off. Wish I didnt have to go to bed so early, Id totally have gone down to broad street to see the carnage.

Somewhere I posted a video from last year. No idea where it is on youtube, or where i posted it. Oh well.

*sigh* it was Miller Light.

I KNEW IT!!!

hahahaha ....

Fuck that shit, PABST BLUE RIBBON!!!

go angels

I was told they greased up the street lamps and poles to keep climbers off.

Didn't work.

I KNEW IT!!!

go angels

So I can sell that Phillies stuff I'm bringing you then?

hahahaaha

SNAP!!!

The Yanks are getting balls called on some definite strikes.

Come on MLB, lets just change the format already. Yankees start in the WS and all other teams spend 7 months competing for the other spot.

hahahaaha

SNAP!!!

I dunno if that really bore quoting so many times, man.

It's my snap and I can do what I want with it ...