I only care if you're trying to screw or are screwing someone I want to be screwing.
I'm totally cool with gay guys because let's face it I'm totally never going to be interested in screwing who they're going to be screwing.
Straight guys bug me by being competition.
Straight girls bug me by preferring the competition.
Gay girls would seem to be the worst of both worlds, but I think it's like how in Super Mario Brothers you go all the way to the right side of the screen as far as you can go and then... *Bang!* You're on the left again. Gay girls are so working against my every move in the game that they transcend "bad" and become "really really good."
You'd think I'd begrudge them making out with girls I want to be screwing and screwing girls I want to be screwing, but for some reason it's not like that for me. I've learned to be tolerant. I can even watch them at it without feeling any jealousy. In fact if I want to be totally honest, I might even go out of my way to watch. Perhaps I'm getting older and more tolerant with competition.
Oh, but I should mention that I only like it when the girls are pretty hot. If they're old and hairy granola hippies then get that out of here! I don't even think that's a jealousy issue.