Oh, man. Nick. Please let Wendy come to visit you. This will be like Weekend at Bernie's, because someone will end up dead.
Rabbi Sholem Fishbane, kosher administrator for the Chicago Rabbinical Council, said marketing Christian salt as an alternative to kosher salt reflects, at best, ignorance about Jewish dietary laws. He said all salt is inherently kosher because it occurs naturally and requires little or no processing.Certified kosher foods are not blessed by rabbis but examined by them to ensure that the food and its processing conform with Biblical passages regarding food preparation and consumption, Fishbane said.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
A funny news article