OMFG! Tears are coming out of my eyes...

http://www.d00dj00sux0r.com/eli-porter-vs-envy-iron-mike-freestyle-battle/

I think I'd choke too. Public performance has always been my weak spot.

I like how you can see him visually inspecting his brains for inspiration, though. Brilliant.

Man, that video is just plain uncomfortable.

I love how just before Eli spaces out his opponent straightens up and looks at him like, "WTF? The crippled kid can rap!".