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Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids...(Read 12867 times)
Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #30 on: November 05, 2009, 04:50:50 PM
I stopped exercising nearly completely 3 years ago. I mean I have never been one to do traditional "let's go the gym and pump iron" type of exercising, but I at least used to walk a lot and when I was at home I was splitting wood and doing other active things. Now I walk a maximum of 8 blocks a day, and apart from that I sit in my apartment or in the library at the school. I don't eat that much in general, but I'm putting on weight for sure.



Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #31 on: November 05, 2009, 05:59:49 PM
How old are you, btw? Throughout my 20s I've steadily gained weight. Some of it cuz I work out a lot and am fairly muscular, but a lot of it because of food and (especially) drink. I eat way better now than I did even in my mid 20s, let alone my late teens and early 20s, but I still drink a whole lot, and all I'm doing right now is maintaining a fairly steady 235. I'm sure I could drop 20 or more lbs easily if I did everything I'm doing now but cut out the booze almost entirely.

But what the fuck fun is that?!
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Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #32 on: November 05, 2009, 07:09:26 PM
Told you guys what works. Move your mouth a little bit less and everything else a little bit more.

Of course I give that advice to the women I've dated as well...

Until they take that advice and stop blowing you ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #33 on: November 05, 2009, 07:23:21 PM
How old are you, btw? Throughout my 20s I've steadily gained weight. Some of it cuz I work out a lot and am fairly muscular, but a lot of it because of food and (especially) drink. I eat way better now than I did even in my mid 20s, let alone my late teens and early 20s, but I still drink a whole lot, and all I'm doing right now is maintaining a fairly steady 235. I'm sure I could drop 20 or more lbs easily if I did everything I'm doing now but cut out the booze almost entirely.

But what the fuck fun is that?!

Apparently people typically gain a few pounds a year.
So over 10 yrs, 3 or 4lbs a year = 30 or 40 lbs.
For most people, thats the difference between fit and fat as fxxx.
Now 3lb over 1 year isnt gluttony, so I propose a "culling" of women over say, 28 yrs.

Now some people will say "ahh thats a form of cruelty".
I disagree. With no ultra obsese women, they will never have to suffer the ignimony of ordering a drink in a bar, and being asked "is that a DIET coke Madam?"



Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #34 on: November 05, 2009, 07:33:17 PM
So I've spent my entire life believing that my great great grandmother was a Wheeler from Antrim, Ireland. And that somewhere back there was a Galbraith from Scotland. That is until I recently got interested in genealogy. I traced my mother's family on her father's side back to the late 17th century, where they came from the UK, and further to the early 16th century where they came from Holland and Belgium. Total disbelief.

And of course there's nothing on my father's side mostly attributable to the Third Reich and convenient name changes issued by Ellis Island.

So don't lie to your kids.

Genealogy. All I know is that I hate British people and foreigners in equal proportions.
Pllus if there was ever compulsory repatriation, I would be chopped up and sent to various countries.

I'm half British and Irish. And half Russian Slav ,part sort of  via Czechoslovakia

Maybe I will become an umbrella carrying, persistent grass cutting, car washing, artistic  vodka drinker with a penchant for fur hats ?
And I like pickled food, which is as weird as eating dead babies, in British culture



Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #35 on: November 05, 2009, 08:04:56 PM
Zooms, just put a Death's Head on your helmet and a swastika on your shield and you'll be ready to re-enact!
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Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #36 on: November 05, 2009, 08:20:07 PM
Amen, bro.

Resso, weren't you the one who used to go on about how the Soviets slaughtered those money-grubbing Ukrainians? You know, the ones who hiked the prices on their grain, sucking the blood of the people who were starving?

Anyway, I wouldn't stress on it. Brits and foreigners probably hate you as well. Probably more.
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Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #37 on: November 05, 2009, 08:30:10 PM
And I like pickled food, which is as weird as eating dead babies, in British culture

Are you fuckin' serious?
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Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #38 on: November 05, 2009, 09:30:31 PM
I have a feeling he just might be ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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('')_('')



Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #39 on: November 05, 2009, 09:33:13 PM
PM me your name, Dave.
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Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #40 on: November 05, 2009, 09:34:52 PM
Stalker.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #41 on: November 05, 2009, 09:36:56 PM
Jealous bitch.
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Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #42 on: November 05, 2009, 09:50:06 PM
~gasp



~sobs

(then again, there's always Dmoth.)
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Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #43 on: November 05, 2009, 10:21:56 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #44 on: November 05, 2009, 11:31:01 PM
How old are you, btw?
Me? I'm 27. I'm sure I've been gaining weight, but it's only within the last year that I've been able to kind of tell from looking at my body. I actually have no idea what my weight is or what it was. I also have no scale.



Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #45 on: November 05, 2009, 11:44:44 PM
No scale ?

Dmoth = fat
Under = normal
me = skinny

Prob solved.
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Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #46 on: November 05, 2009, 11:51:35 PM
I mean like this:


But I'd say I'm somewhere near underclass. I'm not fat, I'm just noticing that I'm becoming fatter is all. And I know it's because I'm living a stunningly sedentary lifestyle these days. I think I'd be healthier even if I was fatter as long as I was more active.



Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #47 on: November 06, 2009, 02:15:53 AM
I got fatter after my accident, however, I couldn't keep working out, so I maintained my weight by diet ...
I've been SLOWLY going back to working out (my neck was partially separated, I'm not pushing it since I was cleared as "ok"), and I'm 6'1" and 189 lbs ...

When I was cut as a motherfucker, I was 185 lbs; I think I'm trading muscle for fat now ...
(or as least I HOPE I am; my weight's about the same, and people tell me I'm noticably thinner)
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #48 on: November 06, 2009, 04:06:51 AM
Amen, bro.

Resso, weren't you the one who used to go on about how the Soviets slaughtered those money-grubbing Ukrainians? You know, the ones who hiked the prices on their grain, sucking the blood of the people who were starving?

Anyway, I wouldn't stress on it. Brits and foreigners probably hate you as well. Probably more.

I've always said that Russia should send the tanks into the Ukraine. And free everyone from those German-Polish-Lithuanian numpties who were set up as lackies of America.
Ask a (often Canadian) Ukrainian nationalist about the famine, and you're guaranteed to hear bullshit of the level of "Hitler was really Elvis".

I think there are many "subgroups" of Brits and foreigners.But I can see big direct differences between the 2.



Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #49 on: November 06, 2009, 02:10:11 PM
It is rumored that one of my ancestors was a jester in King Henry VIII's court. For how long is unknown for certain. How is my sense of humor to you guys? It might be an indication of his length of service.



Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #50 on: November 06, 2009, 08:59:15 PM
Ya got your good days and your bad days. That being the case, I hope he had a good run.
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #51 on: November 06, 2009, 09:10:25 PM
Jingle those bells Zoom.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #52 on: November 06, 2009, 09:15:56 PM
Yuk yuk.
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #53 on: November 08, 2009, 09:28:40 PM
I like how this thread went:  on topic -> sex -> on topic -> weight loss
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #54 on: November 08, 2009, 11:00:50 PM
Genealogy is sex. So,  sex > sex > sex > weight loss.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #55 on: November 08, 2009, 11:02:52 PM
Genealogy is sex. So,  sex > sex > sex > weight loss.

Genealogy is the investigation of historical sex.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #56 on: November 08, 2009, 11:06:39 PM
So that's ... sex > sex > sex > weight loss > banal.
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Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #57 on: November 08, 2009, 11:08:43 PM
Genealogy is sex. So,  sex > sex > sex > weight loss.

Genealogy is the investigation of historical sex.

Genealogy is the sexual investigation of history.



Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #58 on: November 08, 2009, 11:12:49 PM
...or fucking somebodies gandmother.
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Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #59 on: November 08, 2009, 11:55:18 PM
Or fucking someone's gander bay mother.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!