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There are people here who steal bikes from hipsters and then sell them on Craigslist.  My friend used to punch hipster kids and take their Ipods.  Hipsters are easy to steal from.
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It's like taking candy from an 18-35 year old baby.
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I never thought about how easy it would be to mug hipsters, but now that I think about it yeah... Like, it's probably really hard to fight back when you're under-nourished and wearing women's pants.

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Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #60 on: November 09, 2009, 12:29:00 AM
so does this mark the end of Zoomie's proud celtic heritage?
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Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.

Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #61 on: November 09, 2009, 12:38:17 AM
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #62 on: November 09, 2009, 06:45:35 AM
My taiko has much less bass...
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No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!

Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #63 on: November 11, 2009, 07:55:48 PM
Wait, did someone mention cougars?
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #64 on: November 12, 2009, 12:53:02 AM
4 Cougars, please.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #65 on: November 12, 2009, 02:45:18 PM
Would you like fries with that?
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Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #66 on: November 12, 2009, 09:08:42 PM
Cougars take it in the ass, or so I'm told ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #67 on: November 13, 2009, 12:16:27 AM
Quote from: Thrash on November 12, 2009, 09:08:42 PM
Cougars take it in the ass, or so I'm told ...

Pumas too!
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #68 on: November 13, 2009, 01:10:15 AM
And 27 year old pussy cats from Texas.
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Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #69 on: November 13, 2009, 03:54:49 AM
I just fucked a 40 year old gymnast/gym instructor .....

Yeah, that's 3 girls this week .....

I'm on "Sasha time" now, bitches!
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #70 on: November 13, 2009, 02:00:20 PM
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #71 on: November 13, 2009, 02:04:37 PM
They're girls to me...
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Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #72 on: November 13, 2009, 09:28:46 PM
Actually, I didn't know at all she was 40 until she told me ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #73 on: November 13, 2009, 09:39:12 PM
If a woman looks 16 but says she's 26, she's 12.
If a woman looks 26 and says she's 26, she's damn near 40...
-Chris Rock, No Sex In The Champagne Room
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!

Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #74 on: November 13, 2009, 10:01:17 PM
Nice ...
It fits in this case, however, she told me she was 40 right when I asked her ...

Oddly enough, she thought I was 26 ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #75 on: November 13, 2009, 11:19:13 PM
she's got bad eyesight, eh?
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Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #76 on: November 13, 2009, 11:39:52 PM
Geek! Burn cream graphic por favor...
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No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!

Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #77 on: November 14, 2009, 12:33:31 AM
That was good, yes ...
I await the ointment ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #78 on: November 14, 2009, 05:50:52 AM
Quote from: Sakhi on November 13, 2009, 11:19:13 PM
she's got bad eyesight, eh?

Well, not everyone can get laser eye surgery.
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #79 on: November 14, 2009, 07:40:26 AM
...and not fly for several months...
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No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!

cornbread: ain't nuttin' wrong with that! Reply #80 on: November 14, 2009, 12:06:50 PM
If a girl has a pierced tongue, she'll probably suck your dick
If a guy has a pierced tongue... he'll probably suck your dick
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #81 on: November 14, 2009, 01:47:40 PM
It is the general rule.
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Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #82 on: November 14, 2009, 02:06:14 PM
Dylan; judgement call?
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #83 on: November 14, 2009, 08:27:06 PM
Quote from: Thrash on November 13, 2009, 03:54:49 AM
I just fucked a 40 year old gymnast/gym instructor .....

Yeah, that's 3 girls this week .....

I'm on "Sasha time" now, bitches!

Well good old padawan.  If you want to beat me you have to fuck 8 guys in one week.
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Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #84 on: November 15, 2009, 12:42:10 AM
Pfft, he's done that in one sitting...
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Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #85 on: November 15, 2009, 11:11:57 AM
I've done 3 in one sitting, and I've done, I think, 8 or 9 in a week ...

I'm just getting back to my sluttiness again ...

I go through times of "meh" and times of "let's roll" ....
I'm just coming out of a "meh" time ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #86 on: November 15, 2009, 11:15:10 AM
PMS: Post masturbation syndrome
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #87 on: November 15, 2009, 11:19:12 AM
I have that as well, I'm sure ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #88 on: November 16, 2009, 11:03:34 PM
8 or 9 in one week?  Were they all hot, or were some of them butter faces?
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Re: Genealogy: Don't lie to your kids... Reply #89 on: November 16, 2009, 11:41:56 PM
Thrash also has a 13" long cock and leaves Jacksonville on the regular.

Love ya cupcake!
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you treat me like a monologue ho

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