I texted him to ask if "J" was his GF yet. nO RESPONSE@!!!!!!!!!!

I texted him to tell him you were getting worried.

thanks

edit: he texted to say i'll have to wait to find out with everyone else! dammit!

thanks

edit: he texted to say i'll have to wait to find out with everyone else! dammit!

gaddammit

that could be upward of a month!

kyle, get your scrawny biscuits back here and tell us stories

dammit

.... so you can get to sleep? heh

Woah, that's a crazy story tricky.

Don't worry, we've all done sketchy things.

Oh shit......I have one of those "sketchy things" stories that I TRY to forget about cuz it just makes me feel dirty thinking about it.  I don't know if I should tell it.  Let's just say Adderall is a helluva drug.

come ON

somebody tell me a story.

.......ugh.

Ok.  Well about a little less than 4 years ago I was hanging out with a dude who I did mad amphetamines with.  I was all fucking hopped up and horny as hell when I went to his GFs place with him to hang out.  Her roommate was some woman probably 40-45 years old.  She was some horny broad and her husband was away.  I ended up fingering her on the couch in front of the dude and his chick and when I went home I was all shuddery and grossed out and like WTF did I just do.  And it was even worse when I ran into her some time later at Wal-Mart or some place like that and she was all like flirty and I was all RUN GO GO GO. 

....ugh. 

well that was definitely not a put-me-to-sleep kind of story but thanks for sharing.

Well last night bagman and i were texting back and forth for a while. Seems like if he had a girlfriend he'd be at her house banging her, not texting some asshole from a message board...

he was doing what you your asshole?

14 feet of throbbing manlove

Tricky, for some reason your story makes me feel empty inside.

Were you jacking it when you read it?

Tricky, for some reason your story makes me feel empty inside.

hahaha why? i think it's funny.

oh man this whole thread is a WIN.

Yes it is. Funny thing happened a few months ago. "J" showed up as a match on OkCupid for me. I checked out her profile, I mean how could I not. The next day her profile had been deleted. (You can see who has visited your profile.) Hard feelings I guess.

I've definitely matured from when I posted this thread, but I know that I don't want another long-term relationship anytime soon.

Be a whore, both of you; together, even!

not gonna happen.

Yeah - I'm all about commie's twat now.

REALLY!?!?!?!?!?!?