One night, in the Year of Our Lord 20XX, I fell to slumber on the Geek's couch, and when I awoke, there were rubies and diamonds in my beard, and a purple horseshoe around my cock.
Who wants access?The forum exists already... I'm guess Si wants access
I want access...to both your pants and the Antigua forum.
Theoretically I could go - I will be 18.
...and rum!
Yes, rum. But not this chemically enhanced spiced Captain Morgan shite. Something natural, authentically Caribe, and good.
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.