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Well Hello Dearests(Read 6905 times)
Well Hello Dearests on: November 14, 2009, 12:59:20 AM
I know you LOVE to bask in my smilie slinging presence... so i thought I would stop in and catch up on the latest news...


....what is new?
fuck you and your little dog too



Re: Well Hello Dearests Reply #1 on: November 14, 2009, 01:00:09 AM
I know you LOVE to bask in my smilie slinging presence...

Does this mean you're gonna post pix of your vagina?



Re: Well Hello Dearests Reply #2 on: November 14, 2009, 01:05:38 AM
if you post pics of your vagina
fuck you and your little dog too



Re: Well Hello Dearests Reply #3 on: November 14, 2009, 02:44:09 AM
So, wait ...
Are we banging or not?

You kinda left me hanging here ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Well Hello Dearests Reply #4 on: November 14, 2009, 04:08:08 AM
Spider infested vaginas....


...wait, we aren't talking about 13chems?
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Well Hello Dearests Reply #5 on: November 14, 2009, 04:12:51 AM
I'm not sure at this point ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Well Hello Dearests Reply #6 on: November 14, 2009, 07:37:57 AM
Hey baby! Wanna go to an island and let an old man suck on your toes?

Tru, take her to Alcatraz...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Well Hello Dearests Reply #7 on: November 14, 2009, 02:02:01 PM
Hahahaha ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Well Hello Dearests Reply #8 on: November 14, 2009, 03:37:40 PM
I know you LOVE to bask in my smilie slinging presence...

Does this mean you're gonna post pix of your vagina?
if you post pics of your vagina

Ok sure, here it is:





Re: Well Hello Dearests Reply #9 on: November 14, 2009, 06:54:49 PM
I'm more of a cunt, dude ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Well Hello Dearests Reply #10 on: November 14, 2009, 08:10:52 PM
Spider infested vaginas....


...wait, we aren't talking about 13chems?

If that is true, then there aren't very many people who are scared of spiders in Austin.



Re: Well Hello Dearests Reply #11 on: November 15, 2009, 11:10:29 AM
Understatement of the year, indeed ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Well Hello Dearests Reply #12 on: November 15, 2009, 01:25:47 PM
I have been having sex with the same four to five people over and over again.  It's been this way since April.



Re: Well Hello Dearests Reply #13 on: November 15, 2009, 01:36:27 PM
So you aren't the slut you had us believing you are?
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Well Hello Dearests Reply #14 on: November 15, 2009, 02:13:04 PM
Don't get snarky with me old man.  It's not my fault you decided to get married and God aged you and shriveled up your penis.



Re: Well Hello Dearests Reply #15 on: November 15, 2009, 02:15:22 PM
Wait, so he wasnt just born like that?



Re: Well Hello Dearests Reply #16 on: November 15, 2009, 02:21:39 PM
God didn't age me. Whiskey, cigarettes and banging 19-29 year old women while foolishly tolerating their bullshit aged me.

I accept the consequences.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Well Hello Dearests Reply #17 on: November 15, 2009, 06:31:27 PM
Yeah, I thought that was the case when you said "rotation", however, I thought you were a little astray as well ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Well Hello Dearests Reply #18 on: November 15, 2009, 10:41:49 PM
I read that as a little ashtray and got confused.

you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Well Hello Dearests Reply #19 on: November 16, 2009, 02:06:20 AM
Applause

What do you read it as?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Well Hello Dearests Reply #20 on: November 16, 2009, 04:08:04 AM
Apple Sauce
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Well Hello Dearests Reply #21 on: November 16, 2009, 07:17:55 AM
I read it as "Yer m0m duz @n@al"
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Well Hello Dearests Reply #22 on: November 16, 2009, 02:02:58 PM
Applause
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Well Hello Dearests Reply #23 on: November 16, 2009, 02:23:47 PM
I read that as a little ashtray and got confused.

Me too!



Re: Well Hello Dearests Reply #24 on: November 16, 2009, 02:24:21 PM
I read it as "Yer m0m duz @n@al"

So close, so far.
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Re: Well Hello Dearests Reply #25 on: November 16, 2009, 03:38:01 PM
tru dat, only sluts do anaal.



Re: Well Hello Dearests Reply #26 on: November 16, 2009, 09:03:11 PM
ba'al
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Well Hello Dearests Reply #27 on: November 16, 2009, 09:16:02 PM
Ba'al:
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Well Hello Dearests Reply #28 on: November 16, 2009, 09:27:59 PM
only sluts do ba'al.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Well Hello Dearests Reply #29 on: November 17, 2009, 11:59:19 AM
(from bash.org) <Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.