I don't think you would know what a cougar was if the only pussy that sat on your face is one of the cats that your girlfriend owns.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
Crazy. I have only told two girls in my entire life that I loved them, one of them was Auntie.
I know I'm in love with DG Fuerte. He has a job, a bank account, a car, is good in bed, and is nice. What else does a girl need? Seriously! When you get older you just kind of don't give a fuck anymore. I thought I wouldn't meet anyone that I could love seriously for a long time. I got lucky I think. My friend Marissa turned 30 today and hasn't been in a relationship since she was 23.
No. She is one of those girls who people think are drunk sluts, but when they get them home they realize they are really prudes who only want to make out and borrow money for a cab ride home.
... and his sidekick, ChodaBoy!