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Re: Good head Reply #90 on: December 21, 2009, 08:24:14 AM
No fucking way you're taller than me. I mean, I know we spent most of our time sitting at a bar and you slouch, but standing there just ain't no fucking way...
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!

Re: Good head Reply #91 on: December 21, 2009, 10:00:28 AM
as long as theres no asians on this site i would bet money i'm the shortest one here.
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Re: Good head Reply #92 on: December 21, 2009, 12:47:06 PM
I'd probably give you a run for your money.
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Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.

Re: Good head Reply #93 on: December 21, 2009, 05:47:48 PM
I am out. 6`1 and 210lbs.
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Re: Good head Reply #94 on: December 21, 2009, 07:36:50 PM
shit, 6'1".. im like a oompa loompa next to that *sad*
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Life is short, life is shit, and soon it will be over.

Re: Good head Reply #95 on: December 21, 2009, 09:17:29 PM
I'm 5'5" I guess.  Everyone knows I am short though.
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Re: Good head Reply #96 on: December 21, 2009, 09:55:29 PM
Quote from: Daddy on December 21, 2009, 05:47:48 PM
I am out. 6`1 and 210lbs.

I'm 10 lbs heavier than you for every inch I'm shorter.
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: Good head Reply #97 on: December 21, 2009, 10:22:43 PM
I am trying to lose 20lbs and it isn`t coming off with good head, either.
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Re: Good head Reply #98 on: December 22, 2009, 03:05:02 AM
What's going on Daddy?  Have you taken a lover?  If so, kudos to you old man.
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Re: Good head Reply #99 on: December 22, 2009, 10:22:58 AM
No lovers. I am using the gym to blow off desire and it isn`t quite working out that way.
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Re: Good head Reply #100 on: December 22, 2009, 10:23:45 AM
Quote from: Daddy on December 22, 2009, 10:22:58 AM
No lovers. I am using the gym to blow off desire and it isn`t quite working out that way.

...

All those buff dudes getting you hot & bothered, huh?
« Last Edit: December 22, 2009, 10:24:06 AM by taiko »
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Good head Reply #101 on: December 22, 2009, 01:05:06 PM
Too easy. WAYYYYY too easy...
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Re: Good head Reply #102 on: December 22, 2009, 01:40:36 PM
Do I look like Dylan to you?
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Re: Good head Reply #103 on: December 22, 2009, 02:55:01 PM
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Re: Good head Reply #104 on: December 22, 2009, 07:15:36 PM
All those glistening buttocks and raging boners.  How could Daddy resist such temptation?
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Re: Good head Reply #105 on: December 22, 2009, 07:23:02 PM
Tonight at the gym, I wound up cracking and popping every joint in my body. I was on the tricep workout longer than normal. They moved it to just behind the treadmills and there was a thick blond running for 20 minutes. I watched those cheeks bounce for 10 while doing slow curls.
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Re: Good head Reply #106 on: December 22, 2009, 07:38:37 PM
Haha nice! A few years ago, when I arrived at the gym my trainer said forget about today's session, just go do as much cardio as I can. I said that sounded awful and boring, and he said just go upstairs and I'd understand. Turned out that the Miami Heat cheerleaders (or whatever they call themselves) were doing a full on practice in the floor space in front of the cardio machines. Every single machine was in use by someone male for the duration of the practice.
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: Good head Reply #107 on: December 22, 2009, 07:46:08 PM
There is this gorgeous lady who I would see at the gym every day that I worked out. After being out for two months due to injury I was happy to see her when I got there tonight. She even asked where I had been.
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Re: Good head Reply #108 on: December 22, 2009, 08:32:19 PM
Does she do anal?
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: Good head Reply #109 on: December 22, 2009, 09:30:36 PM
The important questions always go unanswered around here.
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Re: Good head Reply #110 on: December 22, 2009, 11:36:37 PM
I know; right!
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Good head Reply #111 on: December 23, 2009, 12:42:52 AM
Quote from: Daddy on December 22, 2009, 07:46:08 PM
There is this gorgeous lady who I would see at the gym every day that I worked out. After being out for two months due to injury I was happy to see her when I got there tonight. She even asked where I had been.

You've been not at the gym and not having sex, you've been on the radio baby
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Re: Good head Reply #112 on: December 23, 2009, 01:27:42 AM
I'm not sure which is better than one another ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Good head Reply #113 on: December 23, 2009, 10:22:55 AM
Quote from: Daddy on December 22, 2009, 07:46:08 PM
She even asked where I had been.

"Oh, I was injured for a bit, and plus my radio show has been taking up a lot of my time..."
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Good head Reply #114 on: December 23, 2009, 10:26:14 AM
I never drop that line.
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Re: Good head Reply #115 on: December 23, 2009, 10:33:51 AM
Quote from: Daddy on December 23, 2009, 10:26:14 AM
I never drop that line.

Hence all of the complaints about the lack of extra-martial fuckery.
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Good head Reply #116 on: December 23, 2009, 11:44:47 AM
Pretty much.
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Re: Good head Reply #117 on: December 23, 2009, 02:34:56 PM
Extra-martial, Kwai-Chang?
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Re: Good head Reply #118 on: December 23, 2009, 02:57:19 PM
Kung Fu grip on the mushroom tip.
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Re: Good head Reply #119 on: December 23, 2009, 09:54:54 PM
Quote from: taiko on December 23, 2009, 10:22:55 AM
Quote from: Daddy on December 22, 2009, 07:46:08 PM
She even asked where I had been.

"Oh, I was injured for a bit, and plus my radio show has been taking up a lot of my time..."

I prefer, "I was injured for a bit in a world class boxing match and my millions of dollars have been taking up a lot of my time..."
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