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Quote from: underclass
For those of you in America, here is what most of the western world knows about your politics... you have a black man in the white house trying to fix healthcare, which is going nowhere because all of a sudden everyone else has a way better way to fix healthcare despite it being a basket case for the last 30 years. You're in two wars you won't win, which will bankrupt you as you try to compete with China economically, which you also can't win because people have less rights and they aren't fighting two wars. Sarah Palin is loathed by every single rational person in the free world. Conan is the governer of California, which is also broke, along with all of your banks. People can't get abortions in some places but can marry their gay partner in others. End.
Quote from: Mosh
This is how it reads for the God fearin' 'mericans...

"For those of you in America, here is what you know about your politics... you have a illegitimate non US citizen niggerman in the white house trying to destroy democracy. You're in two wars doing God's work slaughtering the infidel, as our Manifest destiny says we will rule the world. Sarah Palin is the most rational person in the free world. The Governator is the governer of California, which is also full of queers, but he'll sort them out. People can't get abortions because it's an affront to God, but can marry their sister in others, which all good God fearing 'mericans approve of. God Bless 'merica."


Technology - Gotta Love It(Read 8420 times)
Technology - Gotta Love It on: December 03, 2009, 08:02:49 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Technology - Gotta Love It Reply #1 on: December 03, 2009, 08:15:03 PM
Heating element, belt driven: What could go wrong ?

hmm, it looks like a huge epilady
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Technology - Gotta Love It Reply #2 on: December 03, 2009, 08:27:20 PM
Yeah, it does, actually ...

As long as it doesn't FEEL like one, we're cool ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Technology - Gotta Love It Reply #3 on: December 03, 2009, 08:55:00 PM
Yeah, um... You first.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Technology - Gotta Love It Reply #4 on: December 03, 2009, 09:03:36 PM
Shit, gladly!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Technology - Gotta Love It Reply #5 on: December 04, 2009, 05:53:09 PM
Wow.  If Kyle's relationship doesn't work out at least he now can have a solid plan b.



Re: Technology - Gotta Love It Reply #6 on: December 04, 2009, 07:33:20 PM
Sign me up.



Re: Technology - Gotta Love It Reply #7 on: December 04, 2009, 11:04:11 PM
Your plan b involves alimony and child support Daddy.



Re: Technology - Gotta Love It Reply #8 on: December 04, 2009, 11:37:02 PM
http://www.realtouch.com/dispatcher/home

Currently available for 200 bucks?

I'll buy one, knock Wolfram|Alpha up, and create skynet.



Re: Technology - Gotta Love It Reply #9 on: December 04, 2009, 11:47:03 PM
Your plan b involves alimony and child support Daddy.

I'm taking my kid with me in Plan B. Period.



Re: Technology - Gotta Love It Reply #10 on: December 06, 2009, 10:07:36 PM
How can a man possibly put his dick in that thing, cum, and still have a shred of self-respect afterwards? I'd feel like such a loser if I were a guy and I bought that thing.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Technology - Gotta Love It Reply #11 on: December 06, 2009, 10:49:56 PM
If we can get our dicks in it, it will be there. This is why we are men.



Re: Technology - Gotta Love It Reply #12 on: December 06, 2009, 10:57:54 PM
If you are a man because you put your dick into that, then I guess all people with penises are men.



Re: Technology - Gotta Love It Reply #13 on: December 07, 2009, 02:17:25 AM
Well, um, yeah. Isn't that pretty much the definition? Isn't that why that South African... person... is having trouble competing with women?

Or do you mean some kinda super macho CHEVY LIKE A ROCK Howie Long MANLY MAN shit? OOH YEAH! SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Technology - Gotta Love It Reply #14 on: December 07, 2009, 08:57:42 AM
If you build it, we will cum...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Technology - Gotta Love It Reply #15 on: December 07, 2009, 10:03:42 PM
I think the interesting part of this device is that they've tied hardware to a subscription model for videos that are compatible.  This is very much how Apple became successful with iTunes, by the way.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Technology - Gotta Love It Reply #16 on: December 07, 2009, 11:11:07 PM
hmm, somebody is going to upload a virus.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Technology - Gotta Love It Reply #17 on: December 09, 2009, 02:20:40 PM
That'd be cool ....
*stroke, stroke, thrust, [Bob Villa pops onscreeen] hammer, hammer, drill*

How can a man possibly put his dick in that thing, cum, and still have a shred of self-respect afterwards? I'd feel like such a loser if I were a guy and I bought that thing.

I'd give it a try, as a tester, however, I don't think I'd pay $200 for it and then $.49/minute for it ...
Supposedly you can buy the vids for $12.99-$19.99 each ...

Hmmm, LimeWire, maybe?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Technology - Gotta Love It Reply #18 on: December 09, 2009, 03:59:19 PM
hmm, somebody is going to upload a virus.

I'll upload a virus...



Re: Technology - Gotta Love It Reply #19 on: December 10, 2009, 06:20:02 PM
I just HAD to give you the idea, didn't I?

Well, I know Aasam's XMas gift ...
(or whatever the douche's name is)
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Technology - Gotta Love It Reply #20 on: December 12, 2009, 09:49:28 AM
Aasim?



Re: Technology - Gotta Love It Reply #21 on: December 12, 2009, 10:59:27 AM
Hmmm, LimeWire, maybe?

Open Source Drivers would be a must.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Technology - Gotta Love It Reply #22 on: December 12, 2009, 08:40:28 PM
Aasim left for good.  He said that he couldn't be with me anymore since I sleep around.  But everyone knows that's my MO.



Re: Technology - Gotta Love It Reply #23 on: December 13, 2009, 01:05:30 AM
Dude doesn't like the All-American sounds of the Beach Boys?
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Technology - Gotta Love It Reply #24 on: December 14, 2009, 12:16:17 AM
Aasim left for good.  He said that he couldn't be with me anymore since I sleep around.  But everyone knows that's my MO.

How did he not know this?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Technology - Gotta Love It Reply #25 on: December 14, 2009, 07:38:25 PM
my Japanese friends knew this and they were across the room from you separated by a language barrier menu
« Last Edit: December 14, 2009, 07:39:04 PM by underclass »
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Technology - Gotta Love It Reply #26 on: December 15, 2009, 05:37:03 PM
They know I'm a slut?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Technology - Gotta Love It Reply #27 on: December 15, 2009, 07:44:34 PM
Aasim is back. 



Re: Technology - Gotta Love It Reply #28 on: December 15, 2009, 07:49:34 PM
Dude's like a cold sore.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Technology - Gotta Love It Reply #29 on: December 15, 2009, 08:43:39 PM
No dear, say it properly.

You TOOK Aasim back.

You bought it now own it.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!