I raise you a Brooke Greenberg img.



edit: she's 17 now. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brooke_Greenberg

Actually she turned 17 last month.

And at least she's not excessively horsey like the other three in that pic...

Dylan! 17? Really? Come on dude!

Everyone knows the rules Dylan and this chick is clearly too young.

If you are 25.  The rule is half your age + seven.  If she falls under that threshold you are jumping for jailbait.

25/2=12.5+7 = 19.5.

Too young, too young.

Prudes.  She's perfect.  Ripe for the picking.

Everyone knows the rules Dylan and this chick is clearly too young.

If you are 25.  The rule is half your age + seven.  If she falls under that threshold you are jumping for jailbait.

25/2=12.5+7 = 19.5.

Too young, too young.

so 10 year olds can only date people 12 years old or above but 12 year olds can only date 13 year olds and older.

I'm alright though, 15 year olds+ is the norm anyway. 

Until he actually gets NAILED as a predator ...
Then again, it'd give him an excuse to leave the house ...

I would love to see him get nailed as a predator!  It woud be so funny.

At least they'll put him someplace with enough penis that he'll never get bored.

If my dick is out on To Catch A Predator than they won't have enough room to show my face.

Macro lenses do have some drawbacks.

Yeah, they'll all be filming with fucking macro lenses

Way to play along with a new avatar...

hehehehe, I <3 pedobear

You're not helping your case, Petey!

C'mon. Someone 'shop Danzig in this pic. You know you want to.

hahahaha ....
I can't PS ...

Update: 

Things have been revealed, like that this is the HORNIEST and DIRTIEST girl I've EVER fucking met.  I'm afraid I might end up in jail cuz she's begging for a hot Ziggy load deep inside her, with absolutely no concern for any consequences (getting an STD or pregnant, etc.) :-/

She's a young, sexually reckless nympho, and it concerns me......but really fucking excites me.  FUCK. 

Thrash, what do I do?

Chase her around a garden table.

YES!

Have you met her in real life?

Yes'm

Gather all your friends and do bukkake on her. And take a pic and post it here. Problem solved.

So you met her in real life... Did you guys just smoke cigarettes and snort tylenol, or did you make out and grope her dirty hole?

You're a nosey bitch.

does she know of your penchant for sucking dick?

She's likely young enough to think it's nice that he's open minded

Well it is nice that he's open minded. But I'm gathering that this one isn't a virgin and she knows what a dick tastes like. So yeah, brush before you kiss her.

Update: 

Things have been revealed, like that this is the HORNIEST and DIRTIEST girl I've EVER fucking met.  I'm afraid I might end up in jail cuz she's begging for a hot Ziggy load deep inside her, with absolutely no concern for any consequences (getting an STD or pregnant, etc.) :-/

She's a young, sexually reckless nympho, and it concerns me......but really fucking excites me.  FUCK. 

Thrash, what do I do?

I'm actually worried ...

Gather all your friends and do bukkake on her. And take a pic and post it here. Problem solved.

I like this idea; how long until she's 18?

If you weren't so lazy you could look it up. I did.

Aww, man ...
Do I have to?