Start again ...

Thrash, don't call my girlfriend a bitch.

So fresh and so clean clean

He did it; now what?

Oh, goody; this year's starting out as all about me ...

hahahaha ....

"Based on a recipe from about 1700." About 1700. Like, you know, roughly 1700. Give or take. A hundred or two years. Or more, maybe. Actually, to be honest, we just mixed up some shit that we think might taste like you might think mead should taste, maybe? Anyway. Drink this shit.

The bitch about reading drunken posts I make on this board is realizing just how fucking late I've been staying up. Especially since due to DST and the fact that Antigua doesn't observe it, that was actually after 5am. And I had an entire NFL Sunday to work just a few hours later.

BTW this is probably my favourite quote of any of the ones we have so far:

Recap:
4.7mm caseless > 9mm > nerf basketball fired from an 12-inch deck gun > Tim Daly > Spud gun > John Daly > nerf > Carson Daly > Rosie O'donnell

Sometimes the best way
to reply in a lame thread
is with the goatse.

No, trust me. You guys are the idiots here. There's almost no heroin in the North East. What you're probably thinking of is hash. It looks similar, but heroin will have a sweeter taste if you taste it with the tip of your tongue. If you see people injecting, it's probably insulin. Marihuana addicts have compulsions to eat and so this has led to a very large obesity epidemic in certain segments of the population. This leads to late-onset diabetes (or Diabetes Simplex 1uz9). These people aren't born diabetics, but they pick it up from other potheads as they gather for so-called "Dream Sessions" where enormous amounts of cannabis are consumed (often exceeding the LD150 mark) and then chocolatey foods are consumed. This is why marihuana addicts are often associated in the North East with brownies and fudge. Chocolate has natural GABA-inhibiting functions as well as caffeine and trace quantities of harmaline (also found in Ayahuasca vines if you read your Carlos Castaneda...)  This induces a trance-like state for the "Dreamer" and simultaneously destroys the kidneys - i.e. the main producers of endogenous insulin in humans. That's why you may be seeing drug-users with needles in their arms in the NorthEast that aren't actually heroin users.

This idea that "elbows" means marihuana is laughable.
Let me be quite clear: YOU DON'T INJECT MARIHUANA INTO YOUR VEINS.
I hope to fuck you guys are meta-trolling here...
Marihuana may be smoked, snorted, or used in a poultice and absorbed through the skin. Yes you could probably absorb marihuana through the skin at the elbow if you were so inclined. The active oils of cannabis are highly volatile and will pass through the cell-wall and into the thylakoid stacks of your blood vessels readily. Despite this, however, it is NEVER USED at the elbow as this would interfere with the use of the arm and with such high rate of absorption, the marihuana user will be compelled to seek food within minutes, making a poultice placed at the elbow a true inconvenience.

I realize this probably won't fit, but I felt like it needed noting as awesome.

Just ...
Wow ....

Sometimes the best way
to reply in a lame thread
is with the goatse.

Retire this thread, 2010 pinnacle reached in first week of january

Not really; you didn't post his ANSI-Goatse ...

Dave Thrash joined the group "Celebrate Vietnamese Boys"

I went a shrink and she just told me that I was a drug addict/sex addict/alcoholic.  I don't need to pay someone $100 an hour to tell me that.  I can tell myself that for free.  FREE

I have too much pride to go to a shrink. That's basically admitting defeat. I'll fix my problems through self-medication thank you very much.

Yeah, I can just take one of those personality disorder quizzes, diagnose myself with them all, and prescribe lots of beer.

And how's that working out for you?

Horribly.  I haven't been drinking, so I am clearly incapable of following doctor's orders.

Dave Thrash joined the group "Celebrate Vietnamese Boys"

lol

Hey, they are kinda cute and all ...
... when they aren't armed with rifles

This one needs to go up ASAP!!!

I do not look like that robot.  You look like the Monopoly man if I look like the sex robot Thrash.

And this one...

I have too much cock on my plate right now to work in a vag too.

Every thread can't be about fat girls... can it?

I don't see why not.

there

wendy:  "Whatever


I left a note at the ranch, saying I'm dead."

I can't let them keep doing this to me, S.

It's killing me.

I'm not a judegemental person

People's lives go the way they go

But I can't have to KEEP apologizing ~

fior being me.

You know?

I'm sort of afraid.

I sort of want someone to agree with me.

To think I'm "right."

And, so, Faq is proven absolutely correct!
l

(As should be)

He IS right.

I AM wrong.

I don't get to be Right.

Sometimes, I win.

Well, a lot to times, I win.

But only if I choose to play the FUCKING GAME!
\

If I pose for you will you please calm down?

TCDR

(too crazy didn't read)

Oh man.  Nick.  Please let Wendy come to visit you.  This will be like Weekend at Bernie's, because someone will end up dead.

Yes, please stop rambling in this thread for QUOTES when you have 1000 other threads you've started to ramble similar things within ...

Dude, now's your chance. Chris Pine just dumped Olivia Munn. Get your ass in there!

Who's Chris Pine and what makes you think Danzig wants him?

I read it originally as

Who's Chris Pine and what makes you think he wants Danzig?