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conan > jay(Read 3889 times)
conan > jay on: January 12, 2010, 07:24:04 PM
o'brien RULES
Life is short, life is shit, and soon it will be over.



Re: conan > jay Reply #1 on: January 12, 2010, 07:26:50 PM



Re: conan > jay Reply #2 on: January 12, 2010, 07:42:02 PM
Lame.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: conan > jay Reply #3 on: January 12, 2010, 07:58:31 PM
Tv = lame
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: conan > jay Reply #4 on: January 12, 2010, 08:03:32 PM
Yeah, just like chocolate, cheese, getting high, and naked swimsuit models.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: conan > jay Reply #5 on: January 12, 2010, 08:47:41 PM
Ex-lax > Leno
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: conan > jay Reply #6 on: January 13, 2010, 01:24:50 AM
too much sugar alcohol induced farts > leno
Life is short, life is shit, and soon it will be over.



Re: conan > jay Reply #7 on: January 13, 2010, 01:25:46 PM
Getting your head sawed off by terrorists > Leno.

Jay Leno is one of the least funny comedians of all time.



Re: conan > jay Reply #8 on: January 13, 2010, 01:55:37 PM
Sorry. He likes cars.

~shrug
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: conan > jay Reply #9 on: January 13, 2010, 07:03:13 PM
the ONLY thing i like about jay is jaywalking and headline segments
but not to be compared to triumph the insult comic dog, in the year 2/3000 and every time he goes to a business or whatever
Life is short, life is shit, and soon it will be over.



Re: conan > jay Reply #10 on: January 13, 2010, 08:16:52 PM
Mosh likes cars.

Mosh>Conan
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: conan > jay Reply #11 on: January 14, 2010, 01:10:39 AM
And I'm probably more Irish too...

So, lemme get this straight... Mosh > Conan > Leno...



Re: conan > jay Reply #12 on: January 14, 2010, 03:02:43 AM
And I'm probably more Irish too...

So, lemme get this straight... Mosh > Conan > Leno...

Cookie Monster > Mosh > Conan > Leno...
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: conan > jay Reply #13 on: January 14, 2010, 06:40:04 AM
And I'm probably more Irish too...

So, lemme get this straight... Mosh > Conan > Leno...

Cookie Monster > Mosh > Conan > Leno...

Cookies > Cookie Monster > Mosh > Conan > Leno...
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: conan > jay Reply #14 on: January 14, 2010, 07:12:33 AM
Furious masturbation because she's coming up the walk > Cookies > Cookie Monster > Mosh > Conan > Leno...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: conan > jay Reply #15 on: February 11, 2010, 09:21:02 PM
i dont care if conan wrote for the simpsons during one of the best seasons, ive never found him to be funny on his show



Re: conan > jay Reply #16 on: February 11, 2010, 11:11:37 PM
Tim have I ever told you how much I've always admired you?
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: conan > jay Reply #17 on: February 12, 2010, 02:20:51 AM
Just fuck already and get it over with.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: conan > jay Reply #18 on: February 12, 2010, 04:55:53 AM
Furious masturbation because she's coming up the walk > Cookies > Cookie Monster > Mosh > Conan > Leno...

Nonetheless, Mosh > Conan >Leno...

I have it in writing!



Re: conan > jay Reply #19 on: February 12, 2010, 02:04:13 PM
the ONLY thing i like about jay is jaywalking and headline segments
but not to be compared to triumph the insult comic dog, in the year 2/3000 and every time he goes to a business or whatever

All stolen from Howard Stern;
FACT!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: conan > jay Reply #20 on: February 12, 2010, 02:36:57 PM
W3RD.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: conan > jay Reply #21 on: February 12, 2010, 04:56:12 PM
people still care about this?



Re: conan > jay Reply #22 on: February 12, 2010, 05:46:13 PM
This, disasters, fires, floods, killer bees...

We care a lot.



Re: conan > jay Reply #23 on: February 12, 2010, 08:21:05 PM
LG - It's all about diversity!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')