likes listening to what I have to say (or at least he's very skilled at pretending he does).

Pfft, that's not a skill... any retard can do that.

likes listening to what I have to say (or at least he's very skilled at pretending he does).

Pfft, that's not a skill... any retard can do that.

The correct answer to that statement is "oh really!  tell me more!"

oh really!  tell me more!

likes listening to what I have to say or at least he's very skilled at pretending he does.

It's a skill that most men learn by the time they're 40.

Right Ian?

oh really. zooms!  tell me more!

likes listening to what I have to say or at least he's very skilled at pretending he does.

It's a skill that most men learn by the time they're 40.

Right Ian?

Sorry, what?

I wasnt paying attention.

oh really. zooms!  tell me more!

You're currently unencumbered so you're only fucking up your own learning curve.

oh really. zooms!  tell me more!

hold on, i may have forgotten how to behave myself here.

let me get my bearings.

1) Do you still do anal?
2) You're still jumping from man to man?  I thought you'd stopped that years ago ...
(That's not a maliscious statement, just an observation)

its funny you say im a man-jumper. i am the princess of long relationships, with very few non-relationship men in between.
i've slept with the fewest men of anyone i know over the age of 18, and my relationship lengths so far are something like a 5yr, a 3yr, and now this one, 7 or 8 months strong. 3 boyfriends by the time you're 27...not beyond the realm of good-girlness.

and oh yeah. anal is a no-no when your boyfriend is a magnum XL type of guy. i'm very content without it.

I didn't know that ...
I just did 7 years in the hole myself ...

The last thing is logical as well ...

Good to see you ...
It's been a while ...

i hope it was a nice, tight hole at least, to spend all that time there.

i was long misunderstood by you people. just because a girl loves to fuck, does not mean she fucks AROUND. i think the best sex is with someone you really know, in and out. no pun intended. no, scratch that. pun intended.

just getting back into things!

What do you mean, "you people?"

i really enjoyed that movie. robert downey jr. is my hero

I think perhaps there was a misconception as well, and I'll apologize for it on my part ...

Rock on, K8z!
heh ...

how many moms ARE there here, anyway?

*raises hand*

pretty sure just me. i got two little ones.

C and I have 14 children together.

oh, right, except for b and c.

but we are all each others' alters so i guess we cancel each other out.

... and we're all Fred

Tahiti, bitch.

i really enjoyed that movie. robert downey jr. is my hero

interesting.
so, you want to have a career, ruin it with drugs, and then perform a massive comeback after cleaning up?

... and we're all Fred

I'm not.

... and we're all Fred

I was.

... and we're all Fred

nope

Hip, does your ass still looks like this?



How about a comparison shot?

Damn. I forgot about hip's gap. She does like the horsecock.

wow. that picture.

gap?

you're either a tit man or a gap man