One night, in the Year of Our Lord 20XX, I fell to slumber on the Geek's couch, and when I awoke, there were rubies and diamonds in my beard, and a purple horseshoe around my cock.
He took some sexy pics of me! I wasn't naked or anything though. And no you can't see them.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
Wow, you ...... actually respect anyone?
Since so many of you are obsessed with my current FB status...Yeah, I have a boyfriend. He's hot, and not insane.That is all.
Gross, poop comes out of there. Morally questionable sex isn't for me!