Ladies, line up here & I'll get through you in order. Thx



And Danzig, this thread is NOT FOR YOU.

Braggart.

It should have added:

Disclaimer: Any males, Danzigs, and/or Drugmoths are not eligible for this offer.
Offer may be voided, retracted, or canceled at any time; some restrictions may apply; no purchase necessary.

and... "not available in Florida."

Damn ....
... and ironically, fucked again!

is it big cause its big, or is it big because everyone elses dick on that island is fairly small, gaijin?

... inquiring minds want to know

i like sucking a big cock.

i can't believe they still make girls who don't.

Who in their right mind would enjoy sucking a teeni weeni?

i think i meant girls who don't like sucking cock, period. i wandered slightly off topic.

There are plenty of women who do not like sucking cock. They are called wives.

hahahahaha ... QB?

Why not? I was at the porn store today picking up booty shorts and saw a gorgeous stripper and her friend talking about giving head. That was a good conversation.

Today, I went on a date with a guy I met on-line. While cuddling on the couch, he asked me for a blow job. I refused. He said, "But I thought big girls liked doing that." FML

http://www.redtube.com/2147

Today, I went on a date with a guy I met on-line. While cuddling on the couch, he asked me for a blow job. I refused. He said, "But I thought big girls liked doing that." FML

Guys are dumb.  My friend mari won't give head to guys either.  I get bored with it.... so what.  You get laid you get laid.  Think of all the people out there *Daddy* who don't even get their dick wet once in awhile.

This is also true ...

Still though ....

They still make those?

I dunno; I can sans head for a bit, however, she'd not be a "continual lay" or a "girlfriend" ...

I'm not saying going without it forever, but I mean I don't get oral everyday so Mr. Dude better not expect it every day either. 

Hence why 69 = best of both worlds.

I'm going to have one RIGHT NOW

Boy, Si's a lucky guy!

if you ever left Florida you'd be getting this action too, instead of making up stories about threesomes with trannies all the time

I haven't had one since, uhm, 9 mos ago, maybe ...

Well then, you're about due, aren't ya?

http://deadspin.com/5472165/arnold-schwarzenegger-has-a-question-for-his-golf-partner-when-was-your-last-blow-job

Yes, I am, actually ....

I am totally stealing this!

"My friend played in a Pro-Am with California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger. They introduce themselves and walk up to the first tee. Arnold has this huge cigar in his mouth as he puts the tee in the ground and asks my friend, "When was your last blow job?"

My friend chuckles a little bit and says, "A couple nights ago, I guess." Arnold doesn't say anything, pulls back the club and mid backswing (in his "Terminator" voice) asks, "How did it taste?" and swings through and shanks the ball 50 yards dead right out of bounds."

Man, that story was all over the net yesterday!

Arnie is the man. Last week there was a Cheech and Chong roast on, and during it they showed a clip of Arnie being hounded by the Paparazzi,..

One of them said, "Cheech Marin claims that you guys used to hang out and smoke marijuana together, what do you have to say about that?"
He replied, "We always had a good time. We knew how to enjoy ourselves".

That's the kind of man **I** could have for president.. if only he wasn't of foreign birth.