One night, in the Year of Our Lord 20XX, I fell to slumber on the Geek's couch, and when I awoke, there were rubies and diamonds in my beard, and a purple horseshoe around my cock.
Seriously.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
Snowed in Florida today; it's official, ALL 50 STATES have been snowed on this year ...(... and maybe this storm)
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100213/ap_on_re_us/us_united_states_of_snow