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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie, who was his own daddy, can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat the fruit of a magical tree.
It makes perfect sense!


Even odds(Read 5454 times)
Even odds on: March 29, 2010, 06:32:56 PM
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Even odds Reply #1 on: March 29, 2010, 07:22:58 PM
Duh.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Even odds Reply #2 on: March 29, 2010, 08:38:05 PM
Wow. According to that link, he's both homosexual AND gay. Does that make him really, really gay? Or is it like a double negative and he's straight now?



Re: Even odds Reply #3 on: March 29, 2010, 08:53:49 PM
Maybe they meant that he's gaily homosexual. You know, like this fag as opposed to this other fag.



Re: Even odds Reply #4 on: March 29, 2010, 09:35:06 PM


"Um, DUH?!"
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Even odds Reply #5 on: March 29, 2010, 09:57:10 PM
How dare you sir. Ronald McDonald is NOT a fag.

No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Even odds Reply #6 on: March 30, 2010, 03:22:34 AM
TOTALLY GHEY!



Re: Even odds Reply #7 on: March 30, 2010, 04:12:52 PM
W3rd ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Even odds Reply #8 on: March 30, 2010, 10:13:32 PM
My grandma is going to be so disappointed.



Re: Even odds Reply #9 on: March 31, 2010, 01:06:27 AM
w4nk ...

Hmm, I don't remember typing that ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Even odds Reply #10 on: March 31, 2010, 11:14:16 PM
Cool, welcome to my world.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Even odds Reply #11 on: March 31, 2010, 11:24:35 PM
* Thrash shudders *
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Even odds Reply #12 on: April 01, 2010, 12:10:14 PM
Uh, yeah, this is about as surprising as when George Michael or Lance Bass came out.  Next story.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Even odds Reply #13 on: April 01, 2010, 07:59:45 PM
Yeah, but now you can tap it and give it HPV.



Re: Even odds Reply #14 on: April 01, 2010, 10:20:40 PM
W3rd ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Even odds Reply #15 on: April 01, 2010, 10:25:00 PM
w4nk ...
Hmm, I don't remember typing that ...



Re: Even odds Reply #16 on: April 01, 2010, 10:29:28 PM
Oh, I get it now ...
hahahahaha ....

I got fooled!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Even odds Reply #17 on: April 02, 2010, 02:36:13 PM
Uh, yeah, this is about as surprising as when I came out.  Next story.

seriously!



Re: Even odds Reply #18 on: April 02, 2010, 07:35:57 PM
hahahahahaha ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Even odds Reply #19 on: April 06, 2010, 07:20:52 PM
He had a surrogate give birth to his children. Straight men just go knock somebody up and deny it's theirs.



Re: Even odds Reply #20 on: April 08, 2010, 03:55:08 PM
Why is that?  It seems to me that guys don't want to be dads anymore.  If I didn't want to be a mother after I had a kid and just took off on the father I'd be frowned upon.



Re: Even odds Reply #21 on: April 08, 2010, 04:23:41 PM
Heck, I'd like to be a dad at some point.



Re: Even odds Reply #22 on: April 08, 2010, 05:35:20 PM
Fatherhood is good... 20 years after the fact.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Even odds Reply #23 on: April 08, 2010, 05:56:53 PM
Why is that?  It seems to me that guys don't want to be dads anymore.  If I didn't want to be a mother after I had a kid and just took off on the father I'd be frowned upon.

whereas guys who walk out on their kids get loads of admiration...?



Re: Even odds Reply #24 on: April 08, 2010, 10:25:38 PM
Good point ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')