See? I told you guys... skinny catty bitchez hatin'...

loves it

What is whiskey dick?

A lame excuse for impotence.

I see.

It's not an excuse if you really are piss-drunk ...
Ask Massey ...
Speaking of which, I have another story about him to post soon enough ...

I've had coke-dick and e-dick, but never whisky dick. I definitely come slower when drunk, but I've never not been able to get it up.

For me, whiskey dick is being able to fuck until I sober up, pass out or puke, and I can fuck (and have) through most puking fits.

I'm not saying we get it ...
... Massey's favorite phrase about it
... "You know the best thing about whiskey dick?; I love morning sex!"

For me, whiskey dick is being able to fuck until I sober up, pass out or puke, and I can fuck (and have) through most puking fits.

sexy

Convulsive heaving does move the pelvis in novel ways. But where do you puke that doesn't make a mood-spoiling stinky mess?

Why do you think I walk around with a bucket all the time?

Cause you aint got anything fat enough to plug the hole in the dyke ?

I was tricked for about half a second.

That's was she said, har har.

It's not an excuse if you really are piss-drunk ...
Ask Massey ...
Speaking of which, I have another story about him to post soon enough ...

Oh dear... the Mexicans catch up with him?

No, even better ....

It's refreshing to know that we both turned out to be losers Dylan. 

Beck - Loser

They aren't those kinds of losers, they are more like food stamp drive through Taco Bell losers.

Fuck do I miss the 1990s.

I personally miss the 80s more ...

God you guys are so old....

Heard that song for the first time just last week.

I personally miss the 80s more ...

you dont need to remind us

I miss sitting on my parents' couch and watching cartoons, recess, and that sort of thing.  Don't really care about the pop cultural trappings of the particular decade, aside from maybe wanting to watch the original Star Trek or the Wild, Wild West.

Now, it's meaningless work that somehow still manages to leach into my free time. 

I enjoy now.... yeah yeah I know, fuck off Kiwi...

I don't miss any decade in general, just certain years/situations in particular.

I enjoy now.... yeah yeah I know, fuck off Kiwi...

I'm just grumpy because the first two years of the five year plan I formulated at the end of last year involve a lot of drudgery before I move on to doing what I really want with my life.

... living in a bunker on Montana?

I miss orgies and blowjobs.

I don't ...
Well, it's been a NY minute since I've been in an orgy, but, still ...