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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie, who was his own daddy, can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat the fruit of a magical tree.
It makes perfect sense!


I finally have a life and found success(Read 14370 times)
Re: I finally have a life and found success Reply #60 on: April 22, 2010, 10:28:21 PM
When you have a stack of vaginas, but not sure where to start? That is a wonderful dilemma.



Re: I finally have a life and found success Reply #61 on: April 24, 2010, 12:07:07 AM
Right now I'm more focused on not getting down on myself.  My mom thrashed my car the other day in a psychotic rage after I wouldn't let her in my house out of fear.  Also, my sister has moved out but still calls me drunk constantly.  I think the stress is showing up on my body.  I have chest acne now, really bad.  The headaches I have been getting are also draining me.  I wish I could just line all the people that bring me down and slap them all in the face.... you know... so I don't go to jail after.



Re: I finally have a life and found success Reply #62 on: April 24, 2010, 01:48:10 PM
Do it anyway ...

Glad the sister thing's (kinda) out of the way ....
... that has to be amazingly draining
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: I finally have a life and found success Reply #63 on: April 26, 2010, 12:58:54 AM
My sister is queen gnarly.  I found myself vis-a-vis with the new mystery scabs on her face this weekend.  I don't think even carnie's live with that many shame pocks exposed.