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Iranian Cleric Blames Earthquakes on Promiscuous Ladies(Read 4453 times)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/8631775.stm

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"Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society which increases earthquakes," he explained.

Tens of thousands of people have died in Iran earthquakes in the last decade.

Mr Sediqi was delivering a televised sermon at the Tehran University campus mosque last Friday on the need for a "general repentance" by Iranians when he warned of a "prevalence of degeneracy".

"What can we do to avoid being buried under the rubble? There is no other solution but to take refuge in religion and to adapt our lives to Islam's moral codes," he said.

Sediqi went on to say that the earthquakes he was describing were not the ones coming from the ground which have killed many Iranians in the last decade, but the ones from his loins which have created many Iranians in the last decade.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Iranian Cleric Blames Earthquakes on Promiscuous Ladies Reply #1 on: April 21, 2010, 08:10:49 PM
hahahaha ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Iranian Cleric Blames Earthquakes on Promiscuous Ladies Reply #2 on: April 23, 2010, 08:52:56 AM
Meh. Didn't Pat Robertson blame 9/11 on faggotry?



Re: Iranian Cleric Blames Earthquakes on Promiscuous Ladies Reply #3 on: April 23, 2010, 11:06:10 AM
Everything wrong in the world is about getting our dicks wet.

Everything.

Yup.
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Re: Iranian Cleric Blames Earthquakes on Promiscuous Ladies Reply #4 on: April 23, 2010, 12:29:26 PM
Awesome! They have their own Fred Phelps!
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Re: Iranian Cleric Blames Earthquakes on Promiscuous Ladies Reply #5 on: April 23, 2010, 09:37:32 PM
We have Fred Nile.

He's just as crazy as Fred Phelps.

http://www.viceland.com/int/v12n1/htdocs/hot.php



Re: Iranian Cleric Blames Earthquakes on Promiscuous Ladies Reply #6 on: April 25, 2010, 08:50:36 PM
In Japan, I deal with a lot of folks from Pakistan. Most of them own successful businesses or are highly educated and have careers in IT and/or banking.... and they're fucking triple-testosterone bonkers. God only knows what the locals are like back home.
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Iranian Cleric Blames Earthquakes on Promiscuous Ladies Reply #7 on: April 26, 2010, 01:02:23 AM
Highly educated fagalicious cocksuckers.



Re: Iranian Cleric Blames Earthquakes on Promiscuous Ladies Reply #8 on: April 26, 2010, 07:09:04 AM
The "locals back home" are Taliban.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Iranian Cleric Blames Earthquakes on Promiscuous Ladies Reply #9 on: May 10, 2010, 07:56:56 PM
serious though, going on the notion that the smart folk got out and set up businesses in a richer country.... Pakistan is fucked
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Iranian Cleric Blames Earthquakes on Promiscuous Ladies Reply #10 on: May 10, 2010, 10:09:18 PM
AND they're (evidently) fucking their country into RUINS!

Man, how ambitious must sex BE, to be able to cause ABOVE-GROUND Earthquakes?!?

And WTF is the matter with the American Way Of SEX, anyway?!?  WE haven't DILAPIDATED our country into decimation, after all...
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Re: Iranian Cleric Blames Earthquakes on Promiscuous Ladies Reply #11 on: May 10, 2010, 11:53:19 PM
Would you like to test your theory?
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Iranian Cleric Blames Earthquakes on Promiscuous Ladies Reply #12 on: May 10, 2010, 11:59:14 PM
You sweet talkin' BASTER!





Let's GO!
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Re: Iranian Cleric Blames Earthquakes on Promiscuous Ladies Reply #13 on: May 11, 2010, 12:02:12 AM
The only time I've ever caused an earthquake by having sex with with this WEIRD dude,

in Japan,

who wanted ANAL!

(It fucking freaked me out ~ it was, what?  1970???  YEAH!  Like THAT!)

Anyway, HE was the dude that was my First in Boxers,

so it might have been my uproarious laughter about THAT

that made him be a fucking PERV!
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Re: Iranian Cleric Blames Earthquakes on Promiscuous Ladies Reply #14 on: May 11, 2010, 08:57:08 AM
YOU LIE!

Dave never leaves Jacksonville.



Re: Iranian Cleric Blames Earthquakes on Promiscuous Ladies Reply #15 on: May 12, 2010, 03:21:22 PM
Hey, now ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Iranian Cleric Blames Earthquakes on Promiscuous Ladies Reply #16 on: May 16, 2010, 08:04:46 AM
St Augustine and Cedar Keys are hardly intercontinental travel... hardly even intracontinental travel.
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Re: Iranian Cleric Blames Earthquakes on Promiscuous Ladies Reply #17 on: May 16, 2010, 03:11:13 PM
I still left Jax though ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Iranian Cleric Blames Earthquakes on Promiscuous Ladies Reply #18 on: May 22, 2010, 11:59:26 PM
strictly speaking, yes you did. I saw the hives starting as soon as we crossed the city limits...



Re: Iranian Cleric Blames Earthquakes on Promiscuous Ladies Reply #19 on: May 23, 2010, 07:57:55 PM
Oh, fuck ...
I thought I'd kept 'em hidden ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Iranian Cleric Blames Earthquakes on Promiscuous Ladies Reply #20 on: May 25, 2010, 05:08:15 AM
Cripes!

A REAL friend would have kissed them away,

and distracted you!

Just MY opinion!  rofl

p.s.  You're making a BIG mistake, not traveling with other nurses!  ;)
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Re: Iranian Cleric Blames Earthquakes on Promiscuous Ladies Reply #21 on: May 25, 2010, 12:18:38 PM
Most of the nurses I see are fat and chain smoke.



Re: Iranian Cleric Blames Earthquakes on Promiscuous Ladies Reply #22 on: May 25, 2010, 02:14:42 PM
I'm not fat and I don't chain smoke ....
... and I do TRAUMA!

Hahahaha ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')