ill bet each time you people have sex it results in an embarassing story which means this thread is two pages too long already

so which one of you nerds is the furry?

Uhm, Baggie?

Well this one time with an ex, THE NEXT DAY after sex while I was at her moms house with her, she said we apparently left the door open and her mom told her that she came running in cuz she thought she was moaning in agony.  Haha, I guess she got an eyeful of my ass and immediately turned around and left us to our devices.

I've never had sex, so I can't contribute to this thread.

I've never had sex, so I can't contribute to this thread.

I managed to for years.

No, you've managed to for 4 months ...

One time, at band camp ...

One time, at band camp ...

No, you've managed to for 4 months ...

Eh, no. I managed to contribute to sex forums for years. Pheromone experiments, Katie Costa Rica/Knife set whore, Menstrual blood on my blanket, Handjobs in the parking lot of iHop, etc., etc.

Kyle is such a playa and/ or pimp.

Well, which is it?

Why's a nigga got to choose? Don't you know a pimp is a playa and a playa is a pimp?

All I'm trying to say is, the ladies love Kyle. Myself included.

Sure, now that you've seen his junk ...

No, it has more to do with his charm and wit. That beard isn't too bad either! 

Wow, tricky, I think you've been alone a little too long today ...
... she sees his junk and is falling in love with Baggie

There really IS no god!

Yes there is and She has a cruel sense of humor.

I've never had sex, so I can't contribute to this thread.

Baggy will you pop my cherry?

Sure.

 

I am holding out for Lucas' peen.

He used the word "AWESOME" to describe the picture he took of it. He said he deleted the picture. hahaha

I'm sure it's not as awesome as Kyle's, though! 

I've never had sex, so I can't contribute to this thread.

Baggy will you pop my cherry?

now that's a precursor to an embarassing sex story if I've ever seen one.

I know it is ungentlemanly to quote from a private message, but:

rock on motherfucker. i hope to drink with you again some day. you are one of my favorite posters ever and even though we've only... enjoyed each other's bodies a few times i consider you a true... master of the boudoir.

krapsna you old dog you! You nailed Balor in the ass! That's like banging a lioness in her sleep...

We kinda switched it up, took turns. Versatility is the key to sensuality!

OK that's just gay.

When did you turn all fruity man?

Hey man, I was on your side.

Hey man, I was on your side. You wanna bottom for yer gimpy pal, none of my biz.